Max Pakzad

monks in the mosh pit, stage diving dalai lama

[Max Pakzad @MaxPakzad]

Hey everyone sorry I’m late for the meeting I clicked dismiss on the 5 minute reminder and then just forgot

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

A day in the life of Pro Scout Kinza Baad.

#InternationalWomensDay

[Did The Jaguars Win? @DidJagsWin]

YES!

[Big Cat Country @BigCatCountry]

SOURCES ARE TELLING ME IT WAS ALWAYS THE FUCKING JAGS

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#gabaguuuval

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

“It’s the largest wild cat in the Americas, T. Which is ironic ‘cause their team is full of dogs.”

#JAXvsNYJ | #DUUUVAL

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

God i love new york. Where else in the world can you get a sandwich

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Manifesting BeReal going off when I’m doing something cool

[T @tylerthecreator]

how you raw dog life with no interest or hobbies just waking up and sending emails ahaha

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@TylerWortmann Our year plastered the stairs with syrup and flour so like let’s not pretend vandalism is brand new lol

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Igor is a perfect album

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@deanna_moon if you wanted a LoFi playlist all you had to do was ask

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5pm in animal crossing easily the hardest beat of all time

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@TylerWortmann LMFAO

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@Sc00t_Sc00t @miseblock ✍️diversify✍️my✍️bananas✍️

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@deanna_moon Sounds like you’ve been hanging around @spencercforrest too much

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One time a girl broke up with me by simply texting me a link to the song we are never getting back together #RedTaylorsVersion

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

All my homies love the Jaguars.

#DUUUVAL

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Sure accidentally liking an old Instagram photo is embarrassing but have you ever accidentally sent a friend request over Venmo

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@nataliekhraish Responding to someone’s story as if it was a direct message is an ultimate pastime

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@deanna_moon I’ve watched this show 100 times and I’ve definitively concluded she’s the best tv show character of all time