Max Porter

Pun and dad joke enthusiast

[Max Porter @MaxPorter19]

@jillstone3 @SkyNews Christ that was a tough read

[Amelia Adams @neuroticjewgay]

LIVE FROM GLASTONBURY 2025!!!!!

[Madeline Grant @Madz_Grant]

It’s quite nuts that Ivor Caplin’s Twitter feed is 10% praising Keir and 90% sharing gay porn. And yet he’s followed by loads of Labour big-wigs; meaning that whoever manages Rachel Reeves’s account is having to sift through endless tweets of him asking random people to bum him

[Gurwinder @G_S_Bhogal]

Okay, here it is: the full story of my interactions with the alleged CEO shooter Luigi Mangione.
https://t.co/FRC5tT8rVD

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

WOAH! I don't know if you guys saw Luigi's valedictorian speech but it's actually crazy how he's dropping hints. Maybe planning this for a while?

[OGilding @OllieGilding]

How many games since you won Pep?

#Lfc #ynwa #pep

[Max Porter @MaxPorter19]

The maddest thing I have ever seen live

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Mechazilla has caught the Super Heavy booster!

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Watch Starship's fifth flight test https://t.co/LVrCnTv797

[𝕓𝕡 📲 @botnbp]

WHAT THE FUCK HAS JUST HAPPENEDDDD😍😍😍😍
ABSOLUTE LIMBS🤩🤩🤩🤩

[Anthony Westgate @a_westgate]

I've never wanted an American olympian to lose so badly in my life

[Steven Douglas @stevenontour]

We interrupt tonight’s show to bring you the end of the football………

Well done to the crew for the quick pivot on setlist, video, audio and confetti too to make a great moment

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

If Europeans made street food the same way Indians do.

[Geir Jordet @GeirJordet]

A subtle England penalty shootout innovation (since 2021) is their deliberate, structured & functional use of social psychology.

Here, Saka is picked up by John Stones after his penalty, to swiftly welcome him back in the team.

What did England do and why did they do it?
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[Max Porter @MaxPorter19]

How has that whopper with the drum not been knocked out

[Max Porter @MaxPorter19]

@OllieGilding @FabrizioRomano Snoeuros 💤

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

prepare for the longest nautical metaphor you’ll hear today

[Raith Rovers Football Club @RaithRovers]

✍️ Dick extends further.

We’re delighted to announce Liam Dick has renewed his contract for another year, keeping him at the club until June 2025.

Reliable and versatile, Liam played a huge part in last season with 47 appearances, one goal and four assists.

#YouBelong

[- @lfcmike__]

Arne Slot. 🤷‍♂️ No idea who you are fella I won’t pretend I know anything about Dutch football but if Mickey Edwards and his laptop nerds say you’re the man then you’ve got my full support Forza Liverpool

[! @Kashe1dz]

Conor Bradley to Marcelo, Dani Alves and Cafu

[Max Porter @MaxPorter19]

@OfficialDannyE