Monica Akemi

Hapa. Dramatic Mezzo. A California Girl.

[Monica Akemi @MaxPowerMezzo]

Hey, hey, whaddaya say?

Are people still using this app, or should I abandon ship?

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Kids have safety scissors now.
But back in the day, we were totally allowed to use the classroom guillotine at 10 years old.

[Rajvi @rajvishah30]

today someone in office said that “worrying is the worst way to use your imagination” and that’s easily the best thing Ive heard all week

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize...
The job description and the actual job are two completely different positions

[kelly @kellytheboss7]

Someone with ADHD can forget what you said mid-conversation while making intense eye contact and genuinely trying their hardest.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Holiday weekends are PROOF we can have 4 day work weeks and get the same amount of work done.

[meghan @deloisivete]

I don't want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great, we should do this every week

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Autism: I need clear instructions.
ADHD: I need short instructions.
AuDHD: Make it clear, make it short, make it interesting and don’t talk to me while I read it.

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Neurodivergent friendships are 90% sending memes and 10% deep existential conversations at 2 a.m

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Me: trying to return package at Japanese post office.

Employee: Do you have the form?

Me: ...possibly.

I hand her three unrelated receipts, a train ticket, and what might've been a noodle coupon.

Employee studies documents with incredible professionalism.

Employee: This is from convenience store.

Me: Right.

Employee: And this is train station.

Me: Also correct.

Employee: And this...

long pause.

Employee: ...coupon for karaoke.

Me: I was going through a lot emotionally.

woman trying SO HARD not to laugh.

finally she gives me correct form.

entire thing in Japanese.

Me staring at paper like ancient curse tablet.

Employee: It's okay. I help.

for next ten minutes this woman basically carried me academically through the Japanese postal system.

at the end I bow respectfully and say: Thank you for your patience.

Employee: No problem. You had strong confusion.

Honestly one of the most accurate descriptions of my life.

[Alveus Sanctuary @AlveusSanctuary]

UMMMM

JACKSEPTICEYE JUST DONATED $100,000 TO THE SANCTUARY???? OH MY GOD

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

someone said that cranberry juice tastes like it doesn't want to be wet & i can't stop thinking about it

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

YouTuber Jacksepticeye has donated $100,000 to Maya Higa's wildlife nonprofit, Alveus Sanctuary

She teared up as he explained he was inspired to donate after doing his own charity work

[greg @greg16676935420]

Why is no one talking about the fact that appetizers are now the same price as entrees

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

When your employees leave without a backup job, Something is deeply wrong at your work culture

[Monica Akemi @MaxPowerMezzo]

Hiya 👋🏼