Im Rich, beeyotch.

[Im Rich, beeyotch. @MaxPresher]

@lildoeeyed I was looking out for you/warning you about/protecting you from a dangerous person. It was the opposite of mean. I would’ve deleted the comments for u. I didn’t know any other way to tell you about him bc you wouldnt look at the msgs. This is a misinterpretation of my intention.

[Im Rich, beeyotch. @MaxPresher]

@throttleclark Let’s check back next month on this.

[Im Rich, beeyotch. @MaxPresher]

@TessaPaisa I mean, I want to like this Tweet bc it’s funny, but not bc America should be England.

[Im Rich, beeyotch. @MaxPresher]

Why is it 10PM at 6?

[Im Rich, beeyotch. @MaxPresher]

@savannahelisse This is pretty much every girl in America rn.

[Im Rich, beeyotch. @MaxPresher]

@SuperJams Awe thank you!

[Im Rich, beeyotch. @MaxPresher]

Body dysmorphia is waking up every day of the week thinking you look smaller, yet you are consistently getting stronger in all of your exercises for the past 2 wks & the only way that’s possible is that you’re actually gaining weight.

[Im Rich, beeyotch. @MaxPresher]

@elonmusk … it should be better to it’s employees & not shut down.

[Im Rich, beeyotch. @MaxPresher]

Life was easier when a Friday night was just picking up a movie & a video game at Blockbuster Video…

[Im Rich, beeyotch. @MaxPresher]

The audacity of my workplace from years ago adding me to an employee group chat so that we could all discuss work matters OFF THE CLOCK. Wtf.

[Im Rich, beeyotch. @MaxPresher]

Girls be like “What hole are you going to fill first?” & I’m like… “The one in your heart.”

[Im Rich, beeyotch. @MaxPresher]

At this point, @NickCannon is a threat to the ecosystem.

[Im Rich, beeyotch. @MaxPresher]

I would definitely still love Heidi Klum if she was a worm.

[Im Rich, beeyotch. @MaxPresher]

Listening to action movie music while at the dentist wasn’t a good idea.

[Im Rich, beeyotch. @MaxPresher]

@UberFacts Donda

[Im Rich, beeyotch. @MaxPresher]

@irlrosie It makes me actually want to be better friends.

[Im Rich, beeyotch. @MaxPresher]

@UberFacts That was definitely us a few years ago.

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Steve Jobs had a high school GPA of 2.65

[Im Rich, beeyotch. @MaxPresher]

@savannahelisse I’d be turned on tbh