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“Say, pal…spare a smoke?”

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Hensonverse Francis Dolarhyde:
“Do you see…?”

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@elonmusk Hey @grok. if you were a time traveler from the future and you could come back to help humanity in the best way by sending only one of these persons to the prehistoric past to harmlessly live out their days, which one would you choose and why?

Elon Musk, Sam Altman, Jeff Bezos

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@dieworkwear To understand the history of specific qualitative differences between vintage cars and the stylistic significance of interior features and various trim packages, one must first grasp the history of the Gutenberg press and its influence on egalitarian access to literature. 🧵1/24

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@Movie_tvshows_ Secretary. Great little film.

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Hahaha. Get me a sandwich.

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@TheThe1776 Hey, thats the porn guy!

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@daviddunn177 I believe that was her deal, yes.

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@TheRealThelmaJ1 @grok Billions per year.

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Can’t help but wonder how long he can keep this adorably crabby, absent-minded fat guy act going.

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@WUTangKids If you have time to lean you have time to clean.

Make Anuses Gleam Again!

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@DyerbolicalDB She’s a truly great talent. I imagine she will be turning in fantastic performances until she is old gray.

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Thank you to the five people seeing this unverified post. Even if you accidentally glanced at it—thank you.

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@RepJackKimble Rep. Kimble is my congressman and I can assure you he has shown for EVERY single session that he was eligible to vote in for the last 16 years. He has not missed even one.

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@WhackMorris

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@dieworkwear Four-in-hand is the class act here. No contest.

I recently taught my sons how to tie one properly. Told them that any other method is extraneous and a step down stylistically.

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@Angry_Staffer Great. Just peachy.

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@mog_russEN

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@SteakforPodcast @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk

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@DC_Draino Narrator:

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@SchoenDavid