Max Jordan

Unenlightened Centrist

[Max Jordan @MaxReddit]

Meanwhile the rest of America continue to suffer under increasing gas, grocery, and housing prices

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Trump's net worth has tripled since he was elected in 2024.

He is now worth $6,500,000,000.

[Max Jordan @MaxReddit]

Actual retard in chief

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Trump on housing affordability: I don't want to drive housing prices down. I want to drive housing prices up.

[Max Jordan @MaxReddit]

@__0HOUR1_ Oh you mean like all the gifts and dinners Justice Thomas gets?

[Max Jordan @MaxReddit]

Can't wait to hear the conservatives explain why this particular constitutional right isn't worth "conserving"

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The Supreme Court upholds birthright citizenship, rejecting Trump’s proposed limits. https://t.co/RqBi4UDJAY

[Max Jordan @MaxReddit]

@sasha_kishko @jack_b_nimbl @sopjap Apparently the hundreds of videos and news stories coming out daily about Israel’s atrocities is all “slander” lmao

[Max Jordan @MaxReddit]

@vazserox @sopjap Do you think if Israel paid Palestine billions of dollars, they can just do whatever they want to them?

Oh wait, they already do without the payment part lmao

[Max Jordan @MaxReddit]

This administration is a clown show

[Acyn @Acyn]

Wright: 121 years ago, Albert Einstein published a paper—

Trump: Nobody cares.

[Max Jordan @MaxReddit]

Art of the deal.

[Max Jordan @MaxReddit]

@JavierBlas Sure, okay
https://t.co/mkzT7QLzMo

[Max Jordan @MaxReddit]

@atrupar More like something we can thank Trump for
https://t.co/mkzT7QLzMo

[Max Jordan @MaxReddit]

@MrAlanSchmidt Bullies absolutely do when they lose their power and the shoe is on the other foot

[Josef @Slither2006]

The Boys finale successfully rage baited Elon Musk and pissed off all the incels who loved the show/worshipped Homalander, all while the official The Boys twitter account is making Charlie Kirk jokes. This is the best send off the show could have ever gotten, it’s beautiful

[Max Jordan @MaxReddit]

This perfectly demonstrates the conservative movement. If you've actually watched the show, Homelander had been performing nonstop humiliation rituals against everybody. But when it's Homelander's turn, all of a sudden it's "deranged". Funny how they project daddy Trump onto him.

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

The show writers turned Homelander into a Trump analogue, and this is how they choose to end The Boys.

This entire show was just a deranged sexual humiliation fantasy projected onto Trump. They can't even produce a decent superhero parody without injecting their twisted fetishes into every script.

[Max Jordan @MaxReddit]

@propandco So we give Israel billions of dollars
And they spend billions of dollars on our elections to keep the money flowing

Seems like a nasty cycle

[Max Jordan @MaxReddit]

He can fund his own damn security

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Trump says the money to build the White House ballroom comes from him and private donors.

He says the $1 billion Republicans in Congress are trying to appropriate is just for security for the ballroom.

[Max Jordan @MaxReddit]

These fucking retards are so hungry to blame the “other side” because that’s literally the only strategy in their playbook, that they end up blaming themselves because there’s no one left to pass the buck

[FactPost @factpostnews]

JD Vance tells his crowd to "vote against the crazy leadership in Washington, DC"

[Max Jordan @MaxReddit]

dude does the current VP of the United States of America even fucking do anything

[Barragers @barragers]

Clavicular will be LIVE today 5pm est. with JD Vance and Jake Paul

[Max Jordan @MaxReddit]

@Actua1Catholic @solomonmissouri Notice how they didn’t actually mention him, you just made that connection lmfao

[Max Jordan @MaxReddit]

This sack of shit is just begging to be impeached

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Breaking: Trump promises mass pardons to all of his staff before he leaves office.

He says everyone who came within “200 feet of the Oval Office” will be fully pardoned for any crimes committed.

[Max Jordan @MaxReddit]

Fucking embarrassment on an international scale

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

US President Donald Trump urges UK and other nations to send ships to help secure key Strait of Hormuz oil trade route https://t.co/HXO7u2vlJk