Max Sextro

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10 likes and I’ll doxx @skipdripbayless

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@steelevantre_ He’s so back.

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Mannn I really wish it was the marinara trench. One time I threw my friends car keys in marinara sauce. I would drink up so much marinara if there was a whole trench of it.

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Is terrible music required in public bathrooms? Can I not TikTok in peace while dropping this deuce? I’m stressed.

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How do I deal with my 21 year old roommate who claims to be “in [his] Bruno Mars phase”. These doo-wops and hooligans are talking to me rn though.

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I’m shaving my balls for marriage. #religious

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@steelevantre_ POOP DOLLAAAAAAAA

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@lululemoncello

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“I love guys way more than I love dudes but I’d take a girl dog any day”
-@thomas3584541 #tports

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@lululemoncello I have started pronouncing the r in spite of it! Some think I’m r*t*rded but I’m just really petty especially with months!

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Hamsters can have jet lag

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Feelin like Lil Nas X the way I be jumpin these puddles. #fuckrain

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Rainy day so I don’t wanna wear the new shoes, what do I do? I throw on the beatas with holes all over the gd place. What do I get? A holly fuckin jolly wet sock Wednesday. #fuckrain

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@steelevantre_ Damn, that’s crazy. .

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Tying my shoes on the john is the most efficient I’ve felt in a WHILE.

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@lululemoncello I’ve been waiting my whole life to start a jazz band but I can’t find a good enough penist to get on the keys.

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This taco bell toilet in Taco Bell has got to be the most Taco Bell Taco Bell toilet I’ve ever seen.

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It’s all fun and games until @steelevantre_ starts playing his bisexual music in a car of 8 dudes just trying to be guys.

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Pitchers of beer are like bottomless boobs. So much of that good good shtuff.

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@lululemoncello This was not the deal this isn’t fair.