Frank the Tank

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@JoeyMannarinoUS Does it hurt the duck?

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God help us if there’s a war

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I think the zodiac killer put a note through my door today

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Does anyone know what it says on this cardigan? It’s driving me insane!

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If you won’t eat or drink any arla products but will happily drink a Diet Coke or anything with aspartame in it I have some really bad news for you.

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@asynfather @welshphotoguy @CosmLosAngeles You never said you were into powerlifting

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@AvantiWestCoast Thank you Miles

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@AvantiWestCoast hi, I left a bag on the 13.35 GLC to London Euston. Coach D seat 16. It only had a plush toy for my son but is there any way of trying to get it returned?

[TeslaTeddy @robsam1023]

@CollinRugg I shit myself all the time and I don’t win anything

[Moog @a_toots]

Wonderful creativity from the kids at Christmas! 🎄

[Frank the Tank @MaxSharps]

Calm down Elon

[Katharine Birbalsingh @Miss_Snuffy]

@OkayBiology Interesting

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I can’t hear the name @hzeffman without singttbe Zephyr song.

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@RoryStewartUK

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Just got my teaspoons and tablespoons mixed up, lads

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Same

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Turned strictly on and Saw Pete dancing to Queen, then saw Shirley and thought she was dressed as Brian May and it was a Queen night #strictly

[will o’brien @Willob]

this would fix me

[Frank the Tank @MaxSharps]

Cocktails at casa @drhyspugh

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Ideal for throwing, that.

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A fully grown man

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Man smashes signed Taylor Swift guitar after buying it for $4,000 at auction.