(((Max)))

this wretched bag of worms called my earthly body

[John Bai @johnbai]

They’re calling it the biggest Canal Street sweep in recent memory. Each truck has gotta be carrying a collective $80 worth of goods. Maybe even $85.

[(((Max))) @MaxSpikeAl]

@Ladlestein @asparagoid Bad people can still have insight. Calling it ‘wisdom’ is a stretch though, I wouldn’t’ go that far.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Keep doubting. Keep watching.

[(((Max))) @MaxSpikeAl]

@gzbllgbrgbly North Korea?

[Jeff Sunday @TheDegenWeekly]

The city is buzzing right now. Bars already full. Knicks gear everywhere. Vibes are high. Doesn’t even compare to when the Yankees were in the World Series. The Knicks are New York’s team and I am all the way here for it

[Visa is doing marketing consults (see pinned!) @visakanv]

it must be a particularly profound pleasure to personally and publicly present the pontiff with the paltry proceeds of the papal Paypal

[(((Max))) @MaxSpikeAl]

@Floridap8triot @NYCMayor @GovKathyHochul It’s a shame just how cool these kids look when doing this.

[Rob @wrobbee]

Brunson could shoot Eli Manning in Times Square right now and walk free

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump has said stocks should go up, not down.

[(((Max))) @MaxSpikeAl]

@DaSoko @asparagoid That’s how he was able to grow his big brain

[(((Max))) @MaxSpikeAl]

@Ladlestein @asparagoid Sounds like you need a surrogate activity to occupy yourself with

[(((Max))) @MaxSpikeAl]

@asparagoid Ted Kaczynski spoke about this

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

Josh Barro on Platner:

“Graham Platner doesn’t work for a living. As The New York Times reports, the bulk of his income comes from a military disability pension of approximately $60,000 a year. The pension doesn’t mean he’s too disabled to work — he is, after all, currently seeking the job of U.S. Senator — but his recent non-campaign endeavors seem more like hobbies than a career. He runs an oyster farm that principally sells oysters to his mother’s restaurant. He earned a small stipend as his town’s harbor master: $3,000 last year. He lives in a $205,000 house that he bought with a $200,000 loan from his father.”

What a resume.

[(((Max))) @MaxSpikeAl]

@UlyanovRahim Not husband Avi!

[Y @vyolfc]

I’m crying bro, I just skipped to a random minute and he’s recreating the Kurdish brain meme

[Coddled Affluent Professional @feelsdesperate]

Platner is on 100% VA disability.

Crazy you can be 100% disabled and endure the physical and psychological rigors of a highly contested Senate campaign.

[Brad Pander (parody) @BradPander]

Love the energy from the Knicks tonight. Passing, shooting, rebounding. All the fundamentals are there. #Basketball

[(((Max))) @MaxSpikeAl]

@prxductixnary @buckadeath 🔥

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.