Max Taylor

Nothing important will be said here.

[Max Taylor @MaxTaylorUX]

@Torpey9 Gutted to hear that mate, hope you and the fam are keeping well x

[Max Taylor @MaxTaylorUX]

I loves a grapefruit. #LockdownLager

[BrewDog @BrewDog]

Here we go again... Luckily, we’ve brewed another batch.

To try and make it a little easier we’re giving away 10 boxes of Lockdown Lager.

Just quote retweet this post with #LockdownLager to enter 🍻

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

The brain is the only organ that named itself.

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

Why does Matt Hancock sit down like Woody in Toy Story when a human enters the room

[Max Taylor @MaxTaylorUX]

@MrWilliamHaynes @MeesterYones

[Rod Kelly @rodkelly50]

Tory Jesus thread: I could give you this bread Timmy but you’d probably just swap it for crack (1/)

[Ciaran Jenkins @C4Ciaran]

Not essential: Baby Clothes
Essential: Vodka (bottom right)

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge

[Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy]

FOX and CNN to Normal Humans

[Matias Alonso Revelli @matialonsor]

I usually take pictures of the ocean, this year I had to create my own

[Edge @ParsleyThe1ion]

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. But this second lockdown will work, right? OK good. #wales #lockdown

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

The coronavirus ran a bulldozer over the UK economy.

No deal Brexit in 76 days time will reverse a truck back and forth over it a few times until it stops twitching.

Never in the whole of history has any country done something so monumentally stupid *to itself*.

[Khalil @sehnaoui]

An Italian pizzaiolo is held still and forced to watch in horror as pineapple is added to a pizza for the first time.

- 1914, Brooklyn, New York.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Jesus fucking Christ

[I.Share @IAMNERDIShare]

I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.

[Thomas James Gray @ThomasJamesGray]

The Department of Extremely Awkward Men.

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

If billionaires aren’t paying their taxes I don’t see why I should have to pay my student loans.