Max Teszler

[Max Teszler @MaxTeszler]

It's impossible to tweet about Doordash without sounding crazy. Using it is somehow either a radical form of praxis for the disabled or the utter downfall of the west. There's no inbetween.

[Max Teszler @MaxTeszler]

Lorde you have to stop. Your dynamite too homemade. Your places too perfect. You’re too much of a liability. They’ll kill you.

Lorde:

[໊ @buffys]

what’s an INSANE 3 track run on an album

[Max Teszler @MaxTeszler]

@Rainmaker1973 there is clearly dirt on it! not even worht $1,

[Max Teszler @MaxTeszler]

Far too much time. would've taken me a week, tops.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Paul Atreides riding the sandworm sequence in #Dune2

• Took 3 months to shoot practically before CGIng the worm in

• Sand would be blasted onto Paul continuously

• Denis Villeneuve made up a way for the Fremen to jump onto the worms because it's not explained in the book

[Max Teszler @MaxTeszler]

An electric energy is coursing through this site that has not been felt since the downfall of fyre fest …

[Max Teszler @MaxTeszler]

I never really understood the point of this type of messaging … if all center left people are secretly fascists doesn’t that make achieving socialism even more hopeless?

[Max Teszler @MaxTeszler]

At this point I feel like it’s just so hopeless for Joe. He signs an executive order cancelling $430 billion in student debt only for this tweet to get 150k likes a year later. And he extended the ACA subsidies through 2025!

[˚ 🪿★ @delicatelouTV]

i love coke zero

[Max Teszler @MaxTeszler]

@teszlerr_ SCOOPED the official Dartmouth news Twitter

[Max Teszler @MaxTeszler]

Thought the “toddler approaches dog” main character was boring until I saw this reply … absolutely perfect, no notes.

[AbortionChat @AbortionChat]

@amazeydazey And that’s great. But Zoë is a service animal. It’s not my job to teach problematic kids. There were plenty of other dogs at this location who the parents could put at risk.

[Jay Gonzalez @jay4ma]

We aren’t all going to agree on every single issue, but everyone should feel heard and respected. Now more than ever, it’s important that we have a strong leader here in Massachusetts who hears people, sees people, and respects people. As Governor, I’ll be that leader.