MaxThePug

Pug. Looking for good home so @SheaSylvia has fewer headaches. You know you want me.

[MaxThePug @MaxThePug]

Whatever.

[MaxThePug @MaxThePug]

I am excited to meet my new family, but @sheasylvia will always be my REAL mommy. Lots of pug hugs and kisses XOXOXOXO

[MaxThePug @MaxThePug]

I HAVE A NEW HOME I HAVE A NEW HOME!!! But I am really going to miss @sheasylvia, @LolaThePug, and even @OllieThePug. I love them all!

[MaxThePug @MaxThePug]

I am so going to get me some turkey! we all know who is going to win if I have to fight for it.

[MaxThePug @MaxThePug]

MMmm... NOM NOM NOM Turkey smells so good. I'm just waiting for @sheasylvia to slip up and let me have a shot at biting it!

[MaxThePug @MaxThePug]

@anitacochran :_( Why would you say that? I know what will have to happen, but I'm enjoying my loving new family while it lasts.

[MaxThePug @MaxThePug]

And in other news, I'm probably going to be extra annoying while @sheasylvia cooks, so that maybe she'll give me scraps!

[MaxThePug @MaxThePug]

I can't wait for Thanksgiving. If anyone should be thankful, it's me. Thank you, @sheasylvia! For rescuing me. I love you.

[MaxThePug @MaxThePug]

@eloisethepug Hey! Another pug on Twitter! Wanna play? Meet me at the hole in my backyard fence that @sheasylvia hasn't found yet.

[MaxThePug @MaxThePug]

@audiopunk I know you liked it when I got rough with you last night. You want some more? Huh!? I got some more, for ya!!!

[MaxThePug @MaxThePug]

@LolaThePug Back in the slammer, we didn't have no one coming to see us on their lunch breaks! But I miss @sheasylvia, too...

[MaxThePug @MaxThePug]

@sheasylvia If you cut off my balls, I'll hump all up on @LolaThePug and @OllieThePug twice as much. You've been warned.

[MaxThePug @MaxThePug]

@sheasylvia I'm a badass. Worms out my butt, yo. Life on the inside is hard.