Max

[Max @MaxTuahLOL]

@AfranShan I don’t see nothing wrong with what r Kelly did

[Max @MaxTuahLOL]

@AfranShan Omg he was like tintintuntintintin so fast 😂😂😂😂

[Max @MaxTuahLOL]

@AfranShan Actually he was telling them to give over the gun

[Max @MaxTuahLOL]

@AfranShan I’d finger my self to that

[Max @MaxTuahLOL]

@AfranShan That would be a rolf moment on G

[Max @MaxTuahLOL]

@AfranShan Hawkistanis are smelly and nothing to do with the main Hawk movement. Hawks are the leading cause of orgasms in the Petite Asian community and contribute to 71.8% of all Hawk related shenanigans.
I think that shows that the ‘56 war of cum pillows ended with the Hawk vic Roy

[Max @MaxTuahLOL]

Dickhead youve just outed yourself as a grade A dunce. Without hawk, tuah would be a sad lonely piece of worthless garbage. It’s the hawk that sets it up and elevates it to greatness. It’s like having Ant without Dec. Just pathetic and queer. Sorry for being homophobic #LGHAWKT

[Shan Afran @AfranShan]

@MaxTuahLOL This is slander!!! Clearly to a trained eye tuah is the superior half. The reason being is because tuah being the latter part of the statement packs all the punch and allows you to release your inner hawk.
#freetuahstine

[Max @MaxTuahLOL]

@AfranShan You already know buddy. I have the pinkest bellend in the Wild West. Even a man named Corkett complimented me on it’s vibrancy and did a funny too too dance on it

[Max @MaxTuahLOL]

@AfranShan Hello daddy 😍😍😍🍑

[Max @MaxTuahLOL]

@AfranShan I’m gonna fuck your ass bro

[Max @MaxTuahLOL]

@AfranShan Noooooooo! Don’t do anything to the chubster Randolph he is such a sussy chungus.
Randy is a proper Hawk boyyo as well

[Max @MaxTuahLOL]

@AfranShan You claim that but ignore the HawkTuahnamese war in 1971 in which Hawk won a surprise victory royale! This shows that Tuah is not the clear leader in this tussle and that empires fall but throughout all, Hawk prevails!

[Max @MaxTuahLOL]

@AfranShan Only the homeless enjoy the tuah. Real scholars know that the Hawk is the way to go. Since the first utterance of the Hawk, HIV and AIDS has dropped to 0 and Ebola has become funny again.
This shows that the Hawk is necessary to the world and far superior to the pitiful tuah!

[Max @MaxTuahLOL]

Come to Manny Met

[Talk Tuah with Haliey Welch @talktuahpod]

Where are we headed to next!? 😉

Stay tuned🔜

[Max @MaxTuahLOL]

@antony00 do the Hawk Tuah Celebration when you score next!!!

[Max @MaxTuahLOL]

@ajbefumo We Bring the HAWK TUAH

[Max @MaxTuahLOL]

@realDonaldTrump
Move over ya punk!
Hawk Tuah for president
#HAWKTUAH2025

[Max @MaxTuahLOL]

@AfranShan This is the real Goat debate! Move over Messi and Ronaldo, we’ve got Hawk Tuah and Randolph! In my opinion @RandolphUK is the best because he made Hesky Time and he’s fat. Hawk Tuah is genius and brilliant but hailee needs time to reach Randolph’s levels (and weight)

[Max @MaxTuahLOL]

@AfranShan The Tuah part needs permanently correcting because it’s so shit. The Hawk is so iconic and necessary to the phrase and everyone know it. The tuah is its incessant little brother.

[Max @MaxTuahLOL]

When hailee said ‘like a queef’ I was rolling on the floor. Legit had to call my husband in to help me up #200kgGayMan

[Shan Afran @AfranShan]

What's everyone's favourite segment from the latest talk tuah installment...
If it's not fart on that thing your a fool 😂😂

[Max @MaxTuahLOL]

She needs a Fortnite skin ASAP @EpicGames

[Shan Afran @AfranShan]

"hawk tuah! Spit on that thing"
Hailee is such an icon hahaha