L. Ron Howard

𝐋𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐝 𝓛𝓪𝓻𝓰𝓮 𝓓𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶’𝓼🐬

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people

[L. Ron Howard @MaxTweetFuckYou]

“Make it sound like choosing Texas by Elle Langley” is not a helpful production note unless you gave it to me before we recorded it lmao

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

MLB umpires shouldn’t have to be celibate.

[L. Ron Howard @MaxTweetFuckYou]

Glad I’ve got nothing to do with those fuckers anymore

[chart data @chartdata]

Spotify and UMG announce licensing deal allowing fans to create AI covers and remixes of songs from participating artists and songwriters signed to UMG.

No launch date yet (via Billboard).

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

Carl Marx. Communist manifesto. Wikipedia.

[L. Ron Howard @MaxTweetFuckYou]

I’m on day three of NyQuil in bed and I saw there’s a show coming to town. time to start calling friends when this gives me the 1 week alert I programmed

[L. Ron Howard @MaxTweetFuckYou]

Why are you sending me a Snapchat of you smoking a bong? We are both in our 30s go spend time with your child

[L. Ron Howard @MaxTweetFuckYou]

@d___treacy U rock dude

[L. Ron Howard @MaxTweetFuckYou]

@_Unknown_D_ @terrencesmith67 This is antisemetic Terrance, UK and European countries banning nazi shit is not hypothetical, they had their cities leveled by the nazis.

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

@alyourpal81 poop brother HH

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

I think it’s beautiful we live in a world where Steven Spielberg is saying this about the Whitest Kids U Know guy

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

As I often say: There are charitably seven, plausibly four, but really just one city in America

[L. Ron Howard @MaxTweetFuckYou]

@KayleighKann777 @BBGreatMoments They just edited out a verse in the video

[L. Ron Howard @MaxTweetFuckYou]

@ArtisaneSC2 @taipan168 I drive in the UK about a month out of the year, you get used to it in a day, most modern cars have powered shifting anyway.

[Tomos Doran 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🇵🇸 @portraitinflesh]

"IT'S WUTHERIN' TIME!"

[L. Ron Howard @MaxTweetFuckYou]

I wanna check out the new Joyce Manor record next time I have 19 minutes free

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

conservatives having to pretend kid rock is enjoyable is the funniest corner they’ve painted themselves into

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

omg leap day william