Max Urban

[Max Urban @MaxUrban14]

METAL STRAWS?!? You thought turtles were having a tough time getting down plastic straws how do you think they’re gonna fare with metal..???

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“Do not waste time bothering whether you ‘love’ your neighbor; act as if you did. As soon as we do this we find one of the great secrets. When you are behaving as if you loved someone, you will presently come to love him.”

[Max Urban @MaxUrban14]

@billy_wilson3 Where do I get my accountability from then, Bill??

[Max Urban @MaxUrban14]

the screen time setting needs to be more sensitive to the circumstances. please, no more notifications

[Max Urban @MaxUrban14]

Anyways, we didn’t get the audio clip. And no, we haven’t made up yet. But I do want to say that I knew he lived in Cali and thought “if he wants to answer, he’ll answer” SO I STAND BY THE FACT that he never had to pick up in the first place!!!!! If you see this, rival, I’m sorry

[Max Urban @MaxUrban14]

In honor of @Thatcarsonguy and @_maddymiller5 request, I will now tweet how I made Bob Goff mad at me. The story’s kinda long but I’ll try to keep it short and in this thread. Also very anticlimactic

[Max Urban @MaxUrban14]

in mind, he lives in California lol. But he picks up! And I nervously pitch him my idea as I’m walking to class. Keeping his Bob Goff composure, as kindly as possible but you can still hear the frustration, informs me that it is 6 am there and I “should let my buddy know too”

[Max Urban @MaxUrban14]

I like Bob Goff. But every now and then I reflect on the time he got mad at me and it’s one of my prouder accomplishments

[KB @KB_HGA]

Glory is coming...#HGA

[Max Urban @MaxUrban14]

I’m a blogger
https://t.co/blAIa3WXB8

[Max Urban @MaxUrban14]

It’s amazing how much I don’t get done in a day

[Cheri Stutzman @CheriStutzman]

An empty grave changes everything.

- Matthew 28:6 -

[KB @KB_HGA]

Why is the worst day in human history called good? Because now the worst sinners in human history can be called Forgiven. #GoodFriday

[Max Urban @MaxUrban14]

If Jesus were passing someone on a narrow street, how long would he wait before he made eye contact... just tryna love like Jesus

[Max Urban @MaxUrban14]

@JudgeJudy thank you

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[Max Urban @MaxUrban14]

@spencerurb boy did this age well