Э́рлинг Брёут Хо́ланн — норвежский футболист, нападающий английского клуба «Манчестер Сити» и сборной Норвегии. Рекордсмен английской Премьер-лиги по голам за сезон. Лучший бомбардир в истории сборной Норвегии.
A duck walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.
The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on… you’re a duck.”
“I see your eyes are working,” replies the duck.
“And you can talk!” exclaims the barman.
“I see your ears are working too,” says the duck. “Now, if you don’t mind, can I have my beer and sandwich?”
“Certainly. Sorry about that,” says the barman as he pours the pint. “It’s just that we don’t get many ducks in here. What are you doing around this way?”
“I’m working on the building site across the road,” explains the duck. “I’m a plasterer.”
The barman is amazed, but the duck pulls a newspaper out of his bag and starts reading, making it clear the conversation is over.
He drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, says goodbye, and leaves.
The same thing happens every day for the next two weeks.
Then one day, the circus comes to town.
The ringmaster stops into the bar for a drink, and the barman says,
“You’re with the circus, aren’t you? I know a duck who’d be perfect for your show. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper… the lot!”
“Sounds marvelous,” says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. “Tell him to give me a call.”
So the next day, when the duck comes into the pub, the barman says, “Hey, Mr. Duck, I think I can line you up with a great job. Good money, too.”
“I’m always interested in the next job,” says the duck. “Where is it?”
“At the circus,” replies the barman.
“The circus?” asks the duck.
“That’s right.”
“The circus… with the big tent?”
“Yep.”
“With all the animals in cages and the performers living in caravans?”
“Exactly.”
“And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?”
“That’s the one,” says the barman.
The duck looks at him in complete confusion and says…
“What the hell would they need a plasterer for?”
This might be the best video you’ll see today 😭
When Dave Bautista(Batista) taught Chris Pratt how to deliver a powerbomb to Anna Faris
Batista even showed the proper technique like a true pro.
5. The exact method (step by step):
1. Sit up straight and open mouth wide
2. Extend tongue fully & breath through your nose.
3. Hold 40 seconds, then rest for 60 seconds.
4. Repeat 2 more times, 3 times total.
5. Do it every morning, and better if 2nd session before sleep.
bir adam var, ohio'da, traktör yedek parça satıyor.
caterpillar 320 ekskavatör, john deere lastik, hidrolik pompa. facebook marketplace'te 40 ilan. hepsi ölü. kimse tıklamıyor.
sonra çocuk bir şey fark ediyor: marketplace algoritması thumbnail'a bakıyor, başlığa değil.
1- midjourney açtı
2- ekskavatörün önüne ai kadın model bindirdi
3- her ilana ayrı poz
4- başlık aynı kaldı: "cat 320, 2018, low hours"
tıklama oranı 40 kat patladı. adam hidrolik pompayı bikinili modelle satıyor. alıcı gelene kadar kadının ürünle alakası olmadığını fark etmiyor, fark edince de zaten ilana tıklamış oluyor. algoritma tıklamayı görüyor, ilanı daha çok gösteriyor.
bizimkiler hala "organik reach öldü" diye ağlıyor. ohio'daki adam ekskavatöre mankenli kampanya çekti, ctr'de sektör lideri oldu.
reklamcılığın geleceği bir traktör ilanında saklıydı.