max winter

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Is there a reason why nobody talks about how Eric Weinrich danced around on an NHL sheet for 1,1000 games with a fucking YELLOW visor? This dude was partying so god damn hard

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

If my baby sucks on my wife’s nipples I’m legit fighting it

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Sergei Kostitsyn is such a gangster this dude says fuck this shit and changes on the backcheck during a 2 on 1 in the 3rd period. One of my favorite plays ever.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I miss hitting the bottle and then crushing the white lightning at 5 am for a quick blackjack trip at the casino.

[Anthony Stewart @StuMunrue]

Remember Build-a-Bear, but for hockey sticks? Good times.

[Bush Leaguer @BushLeague101]

if you could cure coronavirus by sacrificing the career of any mlb player, which houston astro would you choose?

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Playing wii tennis naked in my living room

[max winter @MaxWinter19]

@PimpDaddyHudson 😩

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Rockstar shit

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

#50in07

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Babe put your clothes back on the battle of Alberta is on jesus fucking christ

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I can’t believe Charlie Conway let the coach clap his moms cheeks. Like come on dude, I know you’re getting 22 minutes a game and first PP... but it doesn’t mean you let coach Bombay just start being your dad. The whole thing was just totally fucked

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I wanna eat something that will make me feel horrible and require me to be horizontal the rest of the night. Any suggestions?

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

When ur minus 19 and got ur ass kicked but you still averaged 300 cross overs per shift

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

[Bauer board meeting]

Bauer: ok so everyone is switching to ccm and warrior. Any ideas?

Dude named Jeff: *lets out a huge fucking burp* uhhh..wanna just put a hole in the blade and raise the price to $500? We can say it has like slingshot accuracy or some shit

Bauer: ok

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

OFFICIAL: statement from Ray Shero after he was let go by the #Devils

[Matt Duchene @Matt9Duchene]

10 years later Daws, your initials are still on my stick. Miss you pal. My thoughts go to the Hamilton family today, it’s been too long I hope to see you guys soon

From 7 years ago, here’s Dawson’s story with @hockeynight
https://t.co/fXBRDWGbG2

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

You think I won’t get a turtleneck? I’ll get a fucking turtleneck.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Holy fucking shit it’s not delivery it’s DeAngelo this kid just clapped a set play 150 foot clap pass off the corner and Chris Kreider somehow not offside scoops it up and buries. Jesus Christ this game makes me want to buy a gold chain from a guy named Anthony this is insane

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Akil Thomas fuckin rockstar go ahead goal too just crashing the net and burying that thing. My basement is filled with water I’m going to have to paddle up the steps to get the pizza my mom got for me it’s flooded down here my couch is completely ruined