@Max_Evens0147

[sara @saradotxyz]

Leslie Jones reveals Woody Harrelson was so bad during SNL rehearsal that the cast expected one of the worst shows ever

Speedy Morman: “You’ve been in sketches with some of the most famous people. Who was someone who surprised you?”

Leslie: “Woody Harrelson, hands down”

Speedy: “Why would that surprise you?”

Leslie: “When Woody came, I think he was smoking weed. He was not good in rehearsal. He was f*cking up so bad, and we were like, ‘This is going to be one of the worst shows ever’”

“The camera came on, and that man became a whole different person”

“We were quick-changing, like, ‘Woody, you’re f*cking killing it’”

“Then when we got in between the shows, he was like, ‘Did you guys think I was going to do bad or something?’”

“We were like, ‘Yes. You were f*cking up’”

[sherri bourdage @BourdageSherri]

Joshua Marx chief of staff ward 47 Matt Martin. He filed a false police report and put a warrant out for my arrest for criminal trespass 2 weeks after I left. All because I asked him common sense questions. He used a chicago city corp council to further violate my speech for over a year. Martin is a Harvard law school grad. He was violating ethics laws while head of ethics committee and I asked his staff about it after he slandered me to the community via Nextdoor app. He believed a creepy drag queen over a successful business owner parent. He is a fraud, liar and danger to children and this country. It is illegal to knowingly file a false police report.

[Kings of JDM @kingsofjdm]

Mom gets the surprise of her lifetime 😩

[THE17thLetter @The17thLegacy]

🚨 BREAKING: James Woods drops a TRUTH NUKE after several people were shot, 300 "teens" rioted in Chicago following the tree lighting ceremony

"If an old white guy defends himself against a gang of hoodlums trying to rob and potentially m*rder him, he’ll go to jail for four years."

"They’ll round up these 'teens,' then they’ll all walk free even though they’ve shot people with illegal guns."

DEI is real. The double standard is real.💯💯

[movie tweets @lauren_w67]

The Outsider

[Patrick Howley @HowleyReporter]

SCOOP: Senator Josh Hawley was accused of sexually harassing a MALE STAFFER according to many insiders in D.C. (Wonder why he supports the Iran War?)

You heard it here first, and I have always been right. I will expose all the dark dirty secrets in the neocon CLOSETS of D.C.

[Hatton, America is back @jnottah]

This Iranian lady explains why her family had to escape from Iran.
The Isl@mic Iranian regime used the leftist communists to gain control and overthrow the Shah.
When the Isl@mic regime was through with the useful idiots, aka the leftist Communist, they tortured, imprisoned and erased them from existence. This lady is warning the US, this is what's taking place here. We must stop this cult now, we can't let the useful idiots on the left help these devils take control.

[Sergeant News Network @sgtnewsnetwork]

BREAKING: DR. FAUCI HELD IN CONTEMPT OF CONGRESS by Rand Paul's Committee, 8-5

Sen. Rand Paul just held the FINAL committee vote and it will now be referred to the DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE

[Papageorgio @PapageorgioWV]

Fact! And people will still get mad!

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 JUST IN: Socialist Wisconsin governor candidate Francesca Hong (D) is COZYING UP to HASAN PIKER and ILHAN OMAR while supporting transgender surgeries for little kids

Omg...Wisconsin needs to VOTE RED!

Tom Tiffany (R) is now surging in the race to win the Wisconsin governor's race because Dems are trying to nominate an INSANE, ANTI-WHITE SOCIALIST

"She wanted to cancel Thanksgiving!"

Vote for TIM TIFFANY!

[🇺🇸🇮🇱✈️Sir Flyzalot✈️🇮🇱🇺🇸 @SirFlyzalot]

So how do they validate them with a photo ID? And isn’t wearing a mask a security threat?

[Bobby D🎙 @robertdunlap947]

Imagine an Executive Order AFTER it is proven our elections are a complete joke and a National Security Issue and paper ballots/ID are used in November🤔? The Demonrats WILL BE TOTALLY SCREWED🫨! You know the riots are coming and SO IS OUR MILITARY🇺🇸!

[GRANDPA’s FREE ADVICE @GOP_is_Gutless]

Kids should build real knowledge from textbooks first.

Only then introduce digital tools.

When every answer is one click away, they never learn to struggle, think, or actually comprehend anything.

That’s why so many look at Gen Z and see cluelessness.

Foundation before shortcuts.
#Education #GenZ #CriticalThinking #Parenting

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 NO ONE HAS SEEN MITCH MCCONNELL IN MONTHS — AND NOW PEOPLE THINK HE’S DEAD

Something doesn’t add up in Kentucky.

Senator Mitch McConnell has missed over 46 roll call votes.
No recent public appearances.
No clear health updates.

When a reporter asked his staff basic questions, is he improving, did he even sign the July 28th letter, or was it an auto-pen... the response was simple:

“No comment.”

Meanwhile, his staff continues to get paid while Kentucky goes without full representation.

The August 3rd deadline for a special election has now passed.
The governor claims he still has options… but many people aren’t buying it.

Then the rumors got darker.

A local reported seeing a flagged body being wheeled into the coroner’s office at Central State Hospital in Louisville, with officers saluting.

Louisville Metro Police later issued a statement refusing to discuss the procession at all, citing “privacy.”

On top of that, moving trucks and a Junk King truck were recently spotted behind McConnell’s home, with large amounts of belongings being removed from a connected property.

• No updates.
• No answers.
• Missed deadline.
• A secretive procession.
• And belongings being cleared out.

Is Mitch McConnell still alive… or has something already happened that they’re not telling us?

[Morgan @MorganHybrid1]

Someone as sweet as her doesn’t belong in prison…

[Nina Deer @longdepzai_n]

No DNA test🥹

[TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt]

UPDATE: The guy arrested for assaulting Bayside bartender says they just "ran into each other"

[Kim "Katie" USA @KimKatieUSA]

ICYMI: That time Maria Santay, an ICE agent doxxer, obstructer, and harasser, was arrested by agents with guns drawn.

Poor Maria was in tears as they smashed her windows on her own livestream for the world to see.

This isn’t the first time they came after her with firearms. Stay tuned for the follow-up.

[KingFuhd @KingFuhd01]

Chelsea Handler said Bill Cosby was one of her biggest childhood heroes, until one meeting in a hotel room changed everything.

Adam Ray: Who did you look up to as a kid? Did you have any posters on your wall?

Johnny Knoxville: I had an Evel Knievel poster.

Shaq: How old are you?

Johnny Knoxville: Fifty-four, maybe fifty-five.

Shaq: That's why. I thought I was the only one with an Evel Knievel poster.

Johnny Knoxville: Back then it was Muhammad Ali and Evel Knievel. They were larger than life personalities.

Adam Ray: What about you ladies?

Tiffany Haddish: I had Steve Urkel, Usher, I even had the Urkel cereal, the game, and the doll. I was really into Jaleel White.

Tiffany Haddish: I love intelligent men. A good brain is really attractive to me.

Adam Ray: Chelsea, what about you?

Chelsea Handler: Bill Cosby, so that didn't really work out too well.

Chelsea Handler: I didn't have him on my wall, but I wanted to be part of that Cosby family. I wanted the doctor dad, the big family, I wanted to be Theo's sister.

Chelsea Handler: I thought Bill Cosby was the greatest.

Chelsea Handler: Then one day I got invited to meet him in his hotel room.

Chelsea Handler: I brought my security guard and my opener with me.

Chelsea Handler: He opened the door smiling, then he realized I wasn't alone.

Chelsea Handler: His whole face changed.

Chelsea Handler: He spent the next few minutes criticizing my opener because she was opening for a woman.

Chelsea Handler: I looked around and thought, "Bill Cosby's kind of a jerk, let's get out of here."

Chelsea Handler: About six months later, all the stories about him came out.

Chelsea Handler: My opener called me and said, Now we know why he was in such a bad mood that day.

Chelsea Handler: I was just glad I showed up with company.

[🇺🇸RealRobert🇺🇸 @Real_RobN]

And here it is:

The Vice President of the United States, @VP:

“You took the words of unnamed FBI agents and put them on your network as if they were the gospel truth. You did it again and again.”

Now arrest the SOB. Arrest Jake Tapper. Arrest them all. Arrest every single one of them at @CNN for fraud, defamation, racketeering, campaign finance violations, and the crime of sedition to overthrow the government of the United States during the 2016 presidential election.

📝 CNN should be designated as a terrorist organization and banned from American airwaves permanently.