Max Johnstone

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[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Labour says it won't stand against Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election

As it stands, only Count Binface will run against Farage

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Sensational shithousery all round. Lovely stuff.

[Belgian Red Devils @BelRedDevils]

Overturn this. 🧏‍♂️ #USABEL

[SJ🏌🏽‍♂️ @itsnotovaaah]

It’s actually so mad now that in England, World Cup is about to start and you’re not seeing any England flags draped on windows, attached to the top of cars etc all cos of politics

[Brizzy @Utdbrizzy]

When did Carrick celebrate like this ?
Didn’t show on my Tv 🙆‍♂️

[Spencer Morgan @spencermorgan93]

I live in a country where a man randomly stabs two people and people are more annoyed that the police kicked him after he did so

In a proper country he is eliminated there and then 👍

[Sunday League Footy @SundayChants]

Best clip I’ve ever seen in my life 😭

— Tries to send it into the stands… somehow goes backwards
— Switches feet and blasts a rocket straight at the bloke in front 😂
— Has another go (he ducks this time) and sends it OUT the stadium

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇮🇷🇦🇪 UAE just went savage on Iran as MbZ’s top advisor Anwar Gargash put it:

“You can’t be attacked with 2,800 missiles and drones, then talk to me about trust.

That will take ages and ages.”

Trust is dead.

https://t.co/i4cltrnsCr

[David Scott @DavidGk1Scott]

This needs to be called out for what it is @BBC ❌

This 17yr old Goalkeeper was rewarded with a new contract after living his dream, making his professional debut in a Scottish Cup semi final at Hampden under extreme pressure and performed admirably.

Our media MUST do better to protect our young footballers!

[Alexander Gogić @Gogic13]

I have seen some disgraceful tweets about Ryan Mullen after the game yesterday. Ryan is a top goalkeeper and gives everything on and off the pitch and by no means did he want to leave the pitch yesterday. Every player makes mistakes it comes with the job and I’ve made plenty. Unfortunately for Ryan yesterday he was unable to play on despite persevering at first. He does not deserve any of the negativity or accusations he is getting, it’s disgusting. Im so disappointed that majority is from our own fans. As a club we win together and lose together.

[Port Vale Football Club @OfficialPVFC]

We've decided to take your creative lead, Kris.

Thanks for the #Inspo

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

We are saddened to learn our former goalkeeping coach Silvino Louro has passed away.

Our thoughts go out to Silvino's family and friends at this difficult time.

[Joe @joeeemdavis]

Here she is! My plan and the final result. Combined 2 of my favourite previous patterns to come up with this one. 2 weeks until first pre season game 🌱 ⚽️

[Central @WestHam_Central]

NEW: Michail Antonio shares inspiring rehab video, from crash to now.

[Soccer Forever @soccerforeverhq]

The Ajax substitute keeper refused to give the ball back to a ball boy while leading 2-1 vs Groningen.

After Groningen made the game 2-2 ball boy offers him another ball. 💀😅

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

PSV Fans reacting to Ajax conceding in the last minute to put them top going into the last day 🤯🤯🤯

GOOSEBUMPS 😳😳�

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

What people need to understand and accept is footballers aren’t fans. It’s their job.

You don’t turn down Real Madrid, you just don’t. No matter how big you think your club is, they’re not Madrid lol.

Trent’s won the lot with his boyhood club, now he wants a new challenge.

[SetGdNia🇯🇲 @ShaniaJacko]

Someone on tiktok posted an old Nando’s receipt from 2010. Two meals and drinks total up to £16.80. What a horrible country we live in now

[Kayleigh Mc @Kayleigh_Mcx]

Forever grateful for everything @IanWright0 has done & continues to do for me. I’d of been left with 6 months of rehab to try & fund if it wasn’t for his support. Not enough words to express my gratitude and I’m so happy we have people like you involved in women’s football🙏🏼