Max O'Matic

I'm just 17--17 years of experience and 17 pounds of purring perfection. In fact, they call me the Touch and Purr Max-o-Matic.

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"The scientific method is the best way yet discovered for winnowing the truth from lies and delusion"
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@co_pony @ChateauMinette 😼

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@co_pony @GloriousAllianc I know it's hard, and it's going to be hard for a while, but eventually, it gets better. Trust that you're getting positive, supporting vibes, even from far away 😻

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@co_pony @NotCloudyAllDay 🏖

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@co_pony Sled dogs wear booties

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@dremilyportermd @co_pony I thought about that when I saw the clip

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@co_pony That was the across-the-street neighbor. Suburban life means soon many neighbors so close

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@co_pony Bloodhound

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@GoodSamLI #er. I've been here 5 hours with about 30 minutes of care. And i'm in lots of pain. #CustomerServiceFail

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@co_pony Do you still have a dutch door on the latrine, so you can watch the deer from the "seat of ease"?

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@co_pony Checking to see if there were trespassers?

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@GloriousAllianc 😻

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@co_pony I brought my own I Voted stickers on Election Day

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@co_pony I would have taken care of it, if I could 😼

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@Devilstower @co_pony I had no reaction to shingles vaccine. Nor tetanus, flu, COVID, nothing. My skin is so sensitive I can't wear a watch, but vaccines bother me not at all. #FullyVaccinated #VaccinesSaveLives

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@LAFITNESS All the clubs have closed their pools at once: #Lindenhurst #NorthBabylon #Farmingdale on Long Island, NY. Can't you stagger the cleaning, and not during summer heat? #CustomerService #CustomerServiceFail

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@co_pony @Kaffe_Takk @julianaraynor Plus chaperone

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@co_pony @eschneider My yard isn't quite that big

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@co_pony Who do you think become childless cat ladies 😼 People who don't do people