Max

Damn, that muhfucka older than the moon PLUS the sun!

[Max @Max__Washington]

@baddies_camp @GeniusDecider Yooo

[Bigg Gleectchie @gleesh]

A bitch will give you her number and act like she don’t know you trying to fuck like wtf has any man ever hit you up for bitch

[Max @Max__Washington]

@KevOnStage @AoF520 There are 2 very different types of “super churchy” kids. Scared of hell, and NOT scared. Cuz, my parents had me in church 3 days a week AND in the choir. But I was selling weed in school, fXcking, and had every gangsta rap CD. 🥴

[Peaches 🍑 @_KingArii]

The Meg and Klay relationship theories got me over here hollering. Yall do not know those fucking people lmaoooooo

[C♓︎ris🪞Liza 🇵🇷 @B3autyByJaeL]

Y’all be sucking these celebrity couples dick 🤭😭😂

[Jawn Wick @poeticlove1989]

Why do I see nothing but men but his music is for the ladies?

[44🇫🇷🇦🇷🇵🇹 @NurseLekan]

Exactly gurlllllll, you gotta put a price on your coochie and make him pay and whenever you’re compared with a prostitute you deny💅💅💅

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I hate the girls bathroom, yall pussy be so fucking stink

[Khanya_Siluma🇿🇦 @SilumaKhanya]

Maybe I should join yt twitter they probably talking about the stock exchange

[ajay @1meajay]

as long as she don't ask

[Max @Max__Washington]

I hate how when I don’t have sex for a few days I have SO much more energy at work. There has GOT to be a way to have both?! 😭😭

[Mr. Fresh @WavesByOshea]

@imtaitianaj Shorty said “my 2nd kid gotta be his 1st” and I knew we were in the deep end

[Ty 💋 @imtaitianaj]

No way yall looking for dudes with no kids & you got 5 ..

[Max @Max__Washington]

@OtPersimmon They’re LITERALLY just changing the pronouns from women’s actual tweets. I haven’t seen one made up one YET. 😂

[Max @Max__Washington]

@Predamame An old, jacked doctor told me “Running is fine, but if you wanna live longer, lift heavy!”

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

The greatest thing about this sketch is that we can revisit it every 4 years or so

[NASKINO @1NASKINO]

You niggas really fucked the game up , these bitches really think they deserved to be spoiled for nothing

[Abby @Abbywabby01]

white woman says white men are jealous of Black men

[Don Jay of Arsenal @Donjaytrix001]

The over saturation of Hoes in the world is not making it fun anymore 💔

[GHOST @LordGhost____]

A girl’s ass be her whole personality just for it to stink