Max Wood

[Max Wood @Max__Wood]

@Barclays Hi, I'm trying to login to renew my home insurance but it says my account is locked and the phone lines are closed.

[Max Wood @Max__Wood]

@LynseyPins "we're both here, who could be calling him?"
Amazing.

[Max Wood @Max__Wood]

@rosstarded I think it's because you're a f'king weirdo

[Yakuto @YakutoGames]

#nowhiring C# Developer. Join an award winning indie game studio! Apply now https://t.co/e5J3w3Rdxa #gamedev

[Max Wood @Max__Wood]

@nessaboyce it'll make a nice change from human shit.

[Max Wood @Max__Wood]

@nessaboyce you'll be pleased to know it arrived! Only 4 hours later than I was told it would be & so I missed going to dinner. Dicks.

[Max Wood @Max__Wood]

Hi @britishairways well done on completely screwing up my luggage. Told me it would be with me by 6pm, just called & now it's b4 midnight

[Max Wood @Max__Wood]

Just went to @cineworld for the first time in ages. wow what a bunch of power tripping morons work there.
#crapCustomerService

[Yakuto @YakutoGames]

SSSH! TOP SECRET** video of multiplayer gameplay on the blog today! http://t.co/CSH2DsAMpi

(*may not be top secret)

[Christopher Livingstone Eubank @ChrisEubank]

@CarlPackman Can you please explain the link between me and youth hostels?

[Max Wood @Max__Wood]

@GOJIAccess Hi, where is my refund? It's been a month now...

[Max Wood @Max__Wood]

@itsnotunusual @LynseyPins so if she dressed up as the dark knight, were you cat woman? #jacobsGoneToBed #thatWasaCreepyHashtag

[Max Wood @Max__Wood]

@itsnotunusual nah, MySpace is where it's at these days.

[Max Wood @Max__Wood]

@itsnotunusual I'm not sure twitter is the forum for this conversation?

[Max Wood @Max__Wood]

@itsnotunusual nah we play pool too! When shall I come to camb again?

[Max Wood @Max__Wood]

@itsnotunusual I'm not sure I can handle the pressure! Do you still do leagues or is it everyone vs everyone?

[Max Wood @Max__Wood]

@itsnotunusual holy shit, you going ultimate?

[Max Wood @Max__Wood]

@BTCare if I do the same on my london line it has an ADSL Max upstream speed of 1.5. On this line it is nil. Problem?

[Max Wood @Max__Wood]

@BTCare I can see their video but it says my connection is too slow for them to see me.

[Max Wood @Max__Wood]

@BTCare oh, I didn't think it could be so low. At my London flat my sky upload ~1mb/sec. On BT it's not fast enough to FaceTime.