Max Jackson

I’m kinda like an egg.. I’m white and was only laid once.

[Max Jackson @Max___Jax]

@backwoodgutz Big boys giving me mark hunt vibes

[Destiny Nameth @Desssinameth]

my dirty mirror all December

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

sucks that because of covid nobody wants to hold hands at the urinals anymore 😕

[Max Jackson @Max___Jax]

Warm weather comes around and people start thinking they’re Lance Armstrong. 🚴 Tour De fuck off the road

[Max Jackson @Max___Jax]

@therealrudyg 😂😂😂

[Max Jackson @Max___Jax]

@Schoolboytrav_ “Do you pay the bills in this house?”

[Max Jackson @Max___Jax]

Dudes will rock Dior meanwhile they sleep on DiFloor #priorties

[Max Jackson @Max___Jax]

@giuseppe9626 Lmfaoo it be like that

[Max Jackson @Max___Jax]

How’s this guy going to give me a cellphone ticket while he’s using a whole NASA computer to run my plates while he’s driving.

[Max Jackson @Max___Jax]

Told this girl to snap me when she gets home. I think she’s homeless bruh

[Max Jackson @Max___Jax]

@SpRaNcE24 @SpRaNcE24 was telling me he hopes that when the ball drops, his domestic violence charges would finally get dropped

[Max Jackson @Max___Jax]

@SpRaNcE24 Already over stayed my welcome

[Max Jackson @Max___Jax]

@therealrudyg @SpRaNcE24 Still waiting on round 3

[Max Jackson @Max___Jax]

@KellyRoseYaeger They don’t understand that showing up 2 hours late is BDE.

[Max Jackson @Max___Jax]

Old ppl really gotta stop saying
“Can you top me off” when I come around pouring coffee for their table.
This is a family oriented restaurant and we don’t do that here

[Max Jackson @Max___Jax]

Went from marb 27’s and Budweiser to American spirits and whiteclaw deuces. I’m like a new age wash up. “Back in my day we bought 15 for $15”

[Max Jackson @Max___Jax]

Starting a petition to make whiteclaw and all spiked seltzers masculine drinks. I’m sick of hiding all the empty cans in my purse

[Max Jackson @Max___Jax]

@SpRaNcE24 Crawl back into the gutter you street urchin