The Irate Penguin (retired)

I no longer care. My last 20, I'll spend on the beach, sipping Cuba Libres, watching it all burn. If you're a blue check & pay to be noticed, talk to the hand.

[The True American @TheTrueAmerica5]

Chief Bull Head approx 1873.

Badass in any era.

[Amazon Piss Jugs @JeremyWard33]

Always worth another run

[The Irate Penguin (retired) @Max_in_Vienna]

@JeremyWard33 You forgot the Democracy bomb, and
the self-defence bomb.

[The Irate Penguin (retired) @Max_in_Vienna]

@Blacksmitheart In general, Persians are well-educated.

[The Irate Penguin (retired) @Max_in_Vienna]

@Askwhyisit Nah, he's just like that other fuck.

[The Irate Penguin (retired) @Max_in_Vienna]

@TheUnvirgin What a cu*t. Feel free to add an "L" or an "N" at your leisure.

[The Irate Penguin (retired) @Max_in_Vienna]

@BBCNews People in the US do not seem to mind this daily carnage. Fine. Neither will I.

[The Irate Penguin (retired) @Max_in_Vienna]

@indygrl What, like the Siesta?

[The Irate Penguin (retired) @Max_in_Vienna]

@Elisha885 @jacksonhinkle Being responsible for the death of a million brown people in their search for WMDs. Oh wait, perhaps I'm misremembering.

[The Irate Penguin (retired) @Max_in_Vienna]

@OhHowByronic GM. No. No. What?! Always. Constantly. Oh, fuck.

[The Irate Penguin (retired) @Max_in_Vienna]

@ATRightMovies https://t.co/TqNxFXmrB9

[HuffPost Politics @HuffPostPol]

CNN Reporter Chokes Up During Live Report From Israel https://t.co/QY7oU8DrVr

[The Irate Penguin (retired) @Max_in_Vienna]

@HuffPostPol Killing a handful of Americans? Well, that should clinch it.

We all know Hamas was behind 9/11 and that they have WMDs supplied my North Korea via Iran, Venezuela, and Nicaragua. Time to kill another million Arab brown people. Bring it on. Good times. https://t.co/o9ZmnAnpsT

[The Irate Penguin (retired) @Max_in_Vienna]

@HuffPost Drink?
btdtgtts

[jamie @gnuman1979]

I made a vat of chili today. It's missing something,

[The Irate Penguin (retired) @Max_in_Vienna]

@gnuman1979 <<<<!!!!! A guest?

[little grey mouse 🐭 @mouse_math]

can someone explain to me how M*A*S*H ran for 11 seasons when the Korean War was only 3 years long?

[The Irate Penguin (retired) @Max_in_Vienna]

@mouse_math Ah, but you see: in olden times, in arcane lands, in days of yore—in the ides of disco biscuits, seven-&-sevens', beergaritas, and brandy slushes—not every TV production was a live reality show. It was more Brady Bunch that Kardashian Bunch.

[The Irate Penguin (retired) @Max_in_Vienna]

@gnuman1979 +++SPOILER+++SPOILER+++SPOILER+++
1) a porch of geese
2) "I wouldn't send a knight out on a dog like that."
+++SPOILER+++SPOILER+++SPOILER+++

[The Irate Penguin (retired) @Max_in_Vienna]

@gnuman1979 Doesn't everyone?

I admit, though, that I was more of a Casey Kasem guy, mostly because of his corny end-of-show word-play quizzes:

1) What's a veranda full of gander?
2) What did the king say to his hero, seeing him riding a mangy hound through the rain?
... I got more ...