Ozzy Pawsbourne

I currently live in a 3 bedroom house near Durham, with my incompetent slave @me_not_animal he's untrainable, but i put up with him!

[Ozzy Pawsbourne @Max_the_Mutt]

@squall445 and of course extra smelly farts! 🐶

[Ozzy Pawsbourne @Max_the_Mutt]

@squall445 I just lie in bed and pretend to snore.... it does the trick! 🐶 💤

[Ozzy Pawsbourne @Max_the_Mutt]

Day 24 in captivity!
Some silly Hooman mashed his knee chasing me and now won't go for walkies!
He will suffer.....

[Ozzy Pawsbourne @Max_the_Mutt]

Well I voted!
I liked this manifesto best 🐶

[🐧 Me Might be Animal! 🐧 @me_not_animal]

Anyone want a @TomTom go6000, it's the 1 that comes with maps and traffic for life.
After a week of help tomtom can't get live services on 😠

[Ozzy Pawsbourne @Max_the_Mutt]

@petleg9 nooooooooooooooo I woofed it all down! 🐕

[Ozzy Pawsbourne @Max_the_Mutt]

@petleg9 @me_not_animal now there's a plan.... I hate heat! X

[Ozzy Pawsbourne @Max_the_Mutt]

5 more minute Hoomans......send me all the sausages or the 🌞sun🌞 gets it!!!
🐕🐕🐕🐕

[northern monkey @stephaniemain2]

Yup

[Ozzy Pawsbourne @Max_the_Mutt]

Please Daddy (@me_not_animal) , can I just sleep here tonight?

[🐧 Me Might be Animal! 🐧 @me_not_animal]

It had been decided.... @Max_the_Mutt will be changing his name to Ozzy Pawsbourne the Prince of Barkness!

[Ozzy Pawsbourne @Max_the_Mutt]

I'm at Defco 3, Daddy (@me_not_animal ) has just ordered pizza, gotta watch for the delivery person and try and scare them into dropping it!

[Ozzy Pawsbourne @Max_the_Mutt]

!!!!! @me_not_animal it was not humping! He had a bug on his trouser leg that I was trying to remove, using a movement similar to humping!

[🐧 Me Might be Animal! 🐧 @me_not_animal]

Some say he humped the postmans leg this morning, but all we know is he's called @Max_the_Mutt!

[Ozzy Pawsbourne @Max_the_Mutt]

My first selfie!
Not easy when your legs are only 6 inches long!

[Ozzy Pawsbourne @Max_the_Mutt]

@squall445 daddy (@me_not_animal ) snores and keeps me awake!
I'm only 6, I need 20-23 hours sleep a day!!!!

[Ozzy Pawsbourne @Max_the_Mutt]

#Selfie #NotAMorningMutt

[Ozzy Pawsbourne @Max_the_Mutt]

Daddy, this is why I attack the vacuum!

[Ozzy Pawsbourne @Max_the_Mutt]

Look at my sexy new hair cut! #LadiesWatchOut

[Ozzy Pawsbourne @Max_the_Mutt]

@me_not_animal but daddy, it might run away if I don't keep it with me!