iMad 🇳🇬

These are the Thoughts of one Damilola Marvins...😅

[Adaeze @Ada_mamasita]

If you’re dating someone and you can’t comfortably tell them 'I don’t have money for this right now' without feeling ashamed, you are in the wrong relationship. 🤷‍♀️

[Jossysnow @jossysnow]

Both of them have their good side and their bad side.
The club girls are fun to be around with, you can’t get bored around them. The sex is good most times you can get the nice and cool side of them. The bad side of them is the pussy is not loyal to only you. They have more cheating allegations.
You can’t make a wife from a hoe. So just have your fun and don’t get too attached

The spicoco babes are usually reserved in public they are often seen as a saint and they spend most of their time in religious gatherings. To get them you yourself have to be a little religious or be friendly to them with patience. They look like the ideal wife material to everyone. The bad side is that they respect their religious leaders more than you as a man. Most times they even have crushes in those men and may sleep with them and people won’t find out. They oftentimes regard them as daddy. Most of them have nothing productive to offer you aside religious activities. They are religiously brainwashed to think in a certain way so you can’t win an argument with them.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

You go think sey the solution to carrying hoes na to carry churchy or spiricoco babes

But who carry club for head and who carry crusade for head na two sides of the same coin

Their partners are never their priority

[iMad 🇳🇬 @Maxdmarv]

I guess that's why it's called an apartment...
A place Meant for you to be Apart from everyone else.

[iMad 🇳🇬 @Maxdmarv]

@JulzOnTop @Obacruze Lambe na L
Lagos na L

E work out Bros 💪🏽

[Vicson @degogetteer]

"PREGNANCY OPENED MY EYES TO HOW DEEPLY PATRIARCHY HAS FAILED NIGERIAN WOMEN. 😫💔

Four pregnancies. Four beautiful children. Three in Nigeria and one abroad.

I was present throughout all four journeys. During the three pregnancies in Nigeria, I attended virtually every antenatal appointment with my wife. Every scan. Every test. Every check-up. I was there. I was also present at the hospital for the birth of all my children. In fact, all four babies were handed to me almost immediately after their mother carried them after delivery. But that is not even where I am going with this.

During those antenatal visits in Nigeria, I would see countless pregnant women looking exhausted, hungry, stressed and worn out. Some would arrive with babies less than a year old strapped to their backs while carrying another pregnancy. And almost every single time, I would be the only man there supporting his wife. The only man.

Every time we got home, I would ask my wife the same question "Where are the husbands of these women? Is this really how women are treated in the hands of this God-forsaken men?" 😫

I was born and bred in Nigeria, nobody teaches all this things. I read and learnt it myself and I understand the fact that a woman should never go through pregnancy alone.

Then I moved abroad. And my eyes opened even wider. During my wife's last pregnancy, despite working full-time, I never missed a single hospital appointment. Not one. And whenever we arrived, the waiting rooms were full of husbands supporting their wives. Men taking notes. Men asking questions. Men carrying bags. Men holding hands. Men showing up. That was when I realized something. Maybe I was not the normal one in Nigeria. Maybe that was why I always looked odd. Because what I was doing abroad was normal. What I was doing in Nigeria was treated like I was doing something extraordinary.

That was when I truly understood how deeply patriarchy has damaged Nigerian men and, by extension, their wives.

Nigerian men, stop this nonsense. Pregnancy was created by both of you. You may never fully understand what these women are going through physically, emotionally and mentally, but the least you can do is support them with your presence. And please, don't ever compare pregnancy to you going to work.

Look at the picture of my wife during our last pregnancy. Look at her tummy. Look at what her body had to go through just to bring another human being into this world. And you dare compare that to any work in the world? Are you mad or something? 😫

After everything pregnancy does to a woman's body, some of you still call women fat. Some of you still call women lazy. Some of you still call women cranky. Some of you still complain about stretch marks. Haaa. 😫 Every time I looked at my wife during those final months, I was genuinely afraid for her. The physical sacrifice alone was enormous. The discomfort. The sleepless nights. The body changes. The risks.

Men, respect these women. Give them their flowers every single day. They deserve far more than a simple thank you. And as for me, I still tell my wife thank you. Thank you for risking your life four different times for our family. Thank you for carrying our children. Thank you for enduring what I could never endure. Thank you for doing something that neither I, my father, my grandfather nor any man who will ever live can do.

African men wake up from your slumber. Women deserve more than gratitude.

They deserve respects"

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

To those of you that do sleepovers, at your boyfriends' - especially interstate.

You see the state of the nation bah, don't use your innocent friend as alibi when you're actually going to cook totonut rice.

If dem thief you, your parents should not go and arrest your friend o.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

This is a new world-class hospital completed and built in El Salvador by their president with the equivalent of 85billion naira.

An audit by the nigerian senate uncovered 210 TRILLION naira was “missing” from NNPC in 2017-2023.

Nigerian politicians need to be tied and killed.

[Oku @oku_yungx]

I am not a good man
and maybe I’ll never be

but the sky knows
that I try my hardest

to be better in every way.

That despite my sins
and my lowest ways

I try to be a better man
than the one I was yesterday.

[Oluwaseun @officialtelz]

This is the son of a politician explaining how his family had to flee Zamfara after kidnappers attacked their neighbourhood and threatened to return.

They had total of 7 armed vehicles to protect them!
4 army van, two police and one Civil defence vehicles that could have protected an entire community was at at beck and call of one family.

What about the ordinary families in Zamfara who don't have armed escorts, police backup, or the resources to relocate overnight?

These guys don’t care about you and I

[iMad 🇳🇬 @Maxdmarv]

...Let my names become the apt representation of who I am...
Amen!

🙏🏽

[iMad 🇳🇬 @Maxdmarv]

Dear God/Universe or Whatever/Whoever You are...
You know how many are riding on the Chance that I, Oluwadamilola Olanrewaju breaks even.

You know my Heart, you see how I help out every chance I get,
Do it for me so I can become the Lifeline I was made to be...

[iMad 🇳🇬 @Maxdmarv]

@Ryann_Agada No be una say make Men dey talk wetin them want straight up?
If he had hidden his actual desires, una go say na deceptive time-wasting demon 😈

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

“I cook for my husband”= You’re a slave

“We split the bills”= Your husband is useless

“I spoil my wife”= You’re a simp

“I dress modestly”= You’re in an abusive marriage

“My wife and I make decisions together”= You’re not a real man

“I can’t do random nights out because I’m married” = You’re husband/wife is controlling

“My wife earns more than me”= You’re a useless leech

“My husband is the breadwinner”= You have no say since you bring nothing to the table

“I don’t need a male/female bestie because I’m married”= Your partner is insecure

This is how some of you see the world 😂

Y’all are far too pathetic and miserable to really understand what goes into making a marriage successful. Happy couples should keep it to themselves because you guys will find a fault in everything they do.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

10 LIFE HACKS/ADVICES MANY OF YOU PROBABLY NEED AND SHOULD KNOW FROM EARLY ADULTHOOD:

1. Life is much better when no one knows anything about you.

2. Never force anyone to choose you. Never beg to be loved. Choose genuineness and naturalness.

3. If you don't work to build your own dream, someone will hire you and use you as a tool for achieving theirs.

4. Free yourself from the chains of society's advice. Most of them have no idea what they are doing.

5. Your are at peace with yourself when you mind your own business.

6. Life WON'T wait for you to be okay. Get up from your comfort zone and keep pushing.

7. Master your emotions. A clear and calm mind can handle any situation.

8. You need to take people for who they are, not want you want them to be. This way, you avoid disappointment and learn to live in harmony with your environment. You become happier.

9. Make sure you take care of yourself cosif anything happens to you, the world would move on.

10. Be smart enough to create your opportunities. Don't wait for them to come to you. Working to create them is a form of PRAYER which will be answered someday.

Spread this if you found it helpful. Someone might need it on their journey to maturity.

[HARRY POTTER❤️👋👑 @Chibu_Eze1]

@Wizarab10 Make her the New CBN governor
If it’s in an environment where merit supersedes mediocre she is more than capable of handling the top job at the CBN and bring back our naira to stability… Adaora Umeoji is a different breed

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Two years after becoming the first female CEO of Zenith Bank, Dame Adaora Umeoji has overseen some impressive milestones.

A quick look at the numbers 👇

Zenith Bank's Public Offer in 2024 was oversubscribed by over 160%, a strong vote of confidence from investors.

The bank's share price also grew from ₦36.50 in August 2024 to over ₦130 by January 2026.

The bank became the first Nigerian bank to surpass ₦5.5 trillion in market capitalization, making it the most valuable banking institution in the country.

Profit Before Tax remained above ₦1 trillion in both 2024 and 2025, while shareholders enjoyed a 100% increase in dividend payout from ₦5 to ₦10 per share.

Beyond the numbers, over 14,000 employees were promoted across 2025 and 2026, while Zenith Bank expanded its footprint across Paris, Manchester, Côte d'Ivoire and Kenya.

That's quite a scorecard for two years.

Congratulations Dame @Adaora_Umeoji

[iMad 🇳🇬 @Maxdmarv]

@Adaezexoraeco Sha try dey follow back...
Your day Ones on X no need ask oo

[iMad 🇳🇬 @Maxdmarv]

@odedanilo @prettycharrry 1&3

[iMad 🇳🇬 @Maxdmarv]

Be Careful Everyone!

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