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[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Dear young men,

Especially those of you between the ages of 27-33 and are still single.

This is how you know that you may have found your wife:

1. She's highly interested in what you do legitimately for a living, actively trying to encourage you to build your career or business, and always looking out for other opportunities for you.

2. If you live alone, she takes initiatives without being told by observing your home and trying to buy things she knows you need to live a better life in preparation for marriage.

3. She will hardly ask you for money, not because she doesn't need it, but because it's easy for her to get money from other men. And she knows that taking money from other men is an "invitation to treat", and can destroy her relationship with you. And she wouldn't want to make you feel that she's with you for your money, too.

4. When you give her money to do certain things, either for you or for her, she'll try to give you an account of how she spent the money.

5. She keeps boundaries with your friends and doesn't try to compare you with them. Rather, she would look out for that friend whom she observes has your best interests at heart, and encourage you to stay close to him.

6. She will not use sex as a weapon in the relationship, neither would she use it as a bargaining chip.

7. She actively gives you updates on how her day went, and she doesn't come to your house with her phone on silent mode or airplane mode.

8. She will try to abide by how you like her to dress, and she'll listen to you when you caution her about certain behavior that you do not like.

9. She'll actively want you to know her siblings and show interest in and respect for your siblings as well.

10. She'll not hold back if you ask her to lend you money, if she has it. But you, the man, must keep to your words when paying her back.

11. She'll bend many rules for you, but you should not take undue advantage of it.

12. She'll stress you sometimes, and test you in as many ways as possible. She's doing all that to see how well you can lead her, and how well you can control your emotions or anger.

13. She'll make mistakes. But you should use it as a teaching moment for her. If you don't judge her too harshly, she'll start to listen to you more. When you make a woman trust you with her vulnerability, she'll overlook some of your excesses.

14. She'll actively seek your validation and yours alone; whatever you say is good for her, she will accept it. And she won't care what the world says or feels about her.

15. She will not force you to be religious, but she will actively observe whether you respect God, because a man without God may not be a good leader.

If you have a lady that can do at least 10 out of the 15, you may have found your wife.

And remember, when you choose your wife, you have chosen your destiny.

End.

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

No matter how pure my intentions are toward you as a woman, sleeping with you while spreading those legs like wildfire, thrusting into you like a piston or a battering ram, moving my waist like the tide, swinging my hips like a pendulum, making you choke as though you'd swallowed smoke, making you kneel like a worshipper, and making you arch like a rainbow or a bow are absolutely part of it.

In fact, my intentions become even purer when you're naked. 😂

[RoboRocks @malagojr]

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[diva🤭 @divawears1]

Real!!!

But it’s not as easy as it looks

Outlier pays $16-$25 with constant task

But the job on Mecor might be scarce time to time

All being said Mecor pays more than outlier, the period you have plenty task ongoing

But outlier is more stable than Mecor

For a Nigerian, choose Mecor so you won’t be stress yourself hiding your identity

[Obiasogu David @afrisagacity]

“I married my wife from a poor family, took her to the UK in 1970, spent £11,000 every year to train her in school up to PhD. When she saw she was established, she took me to court in the UK and lied that I rap£d my daughter of 11 years so that I could be deported.”

-A tearful story of a Nigerian man whose wife kicked him out and separated him from their children after he trained her in school in the UK.✍️

[Maxeeblog @Maxeeblog02]

@jon_d_doe She definitely killed him
He realized too late
Omo💔

[D3VID 🐢 @DurkioWiz]

“I went to the club & we were charged 1M Naira for a table & i brought 500k, the 2 girls that begged to follow me couldn’t pay 250k each & most of these girls don’t take themselves out always looking for men to spend on them, most billionaires don’t like liability that’s why they get fxcked twice & dumped”

—-Nigerian lady reveals to MKO 🗣️

[skooks @skooookum]

If you want any shot in this one wild and precious life you can't be jerking off. I'm entirely serious.

[Maxeeblog @Maxeeblog02]

@jon_d_doe Don't ask me how I know

[Maxeeblog @Maxeeblog02]

@jon_d_doe Lol most 24 year old girls have body counts of at least 16

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Getting stung by a nettle is one of the most misunderstood sensations in nature, and the chemistry is exactly why Jiri wakes up feeling reborn instead of wrecked.

Every nettle leaf is covered in trichomes: microscopic hollow hairs tipped with silica. Brush against one and the tip snaps off, leaving a glass needle that punctures your skin and injects its payload under pressure. He didn't rub a plant on himself. He gave himself thousands of tiny hypodermic injections.

The payload is the interesting part. Histamine, serotonin, and acetylcholine. Your body already runs on those exact molecules as neurotransmitters. The plant weaponized your own signaling chemistry and fired it back through your skin, plus formic acid for the initial burn.

That explains the "all night body tingling." Common nettle also carries oxalic and tartaric acid, and those two are the ones researchers pinned as the long-lasting agents. The histamine flush fades in an hour. The acids keep the nerves firing for hours after.

The "cleansed and reborn" feeling the next day has a mechanism too. Flooding a region with that much irritation overwhelms the local pain fibers and forces a systemic response: blood rushes to the area, the body dials down inflammatory prostaglandins, and you get a rebound of relief once the storm passes. Pain nerves fatigue. Anti-inflammatory chemistry floods in behind them.

This has a name. Urtication. Roman legionaries flogged their limbs with nettle to keep circulation up in cold campaigns. Culpeper prescribed it in the 1600s to "draw blood to the place." A 2000 randomized trial had 27 arthritis patients press fresh nettle to painful joints daily for a week, and it beat the placebo on pain and disability.

Jiri thinks he found a warrior ritual. He rediscovered a 2,000-year-old anti-inflammatory delivery system that happens to run on his own neurotransmitters.

[🐬 @triplexdshott]

"there's always another guy"
na so e be too for my side, bitches on my left and right

[BIG VIRG 🇪🇸 🇦🇷 @drealbigvirg]

This update don cast since 😂😂. Since I discovered how to, I hardly spend 1k on data every month, na my neighbours dey suffer am.
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1. Go to your Wi-Fi settings and click on the locked network you want to join.

2. Change the IP Settings from DHCP to Static. 1/2

[Maxeeblog @Maxeeblog02]

@kunle_pata @Nafisa_Anuhi Bro woman dey talk ooh😭💔

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Your brain basically stopped recording your life around age 25. Everything since then is a blur for a reason.

Neuroscientists measured this so many times they named it: the reminiscence bump. Ask anyone over 60 to recall their strongest memories and almost every answer clusters between ages 15 and 25. The decade where everything was new. First job, first apartment, first real relationship. Your brain encoded each day because nothing had a template yet.

After that window closes, most people enter a repetition loop. Same commute, same office, same weekend rhythm. The brain stops recording repeated experiences as distinct events. A year with 300 novel days leaves 300 memory anchors. A year with 10 leaves 10. Both took 365 days to live. Only one of them will exist when you look back.

This is why people at 50 say "where did the time go." The time went into routine that felt like living but left almost nothing behind.

Your remaining years are fixed. How many your brain bothers to remember is entirely up to you.

[Papi Drey @Abel_Olabode]

Approaching me knowing you don’t give men money is wild.

[Maxeeblog @Maxeeblog02]

@callsignmawb Staked

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

a guy will go silent once he realizes talking won’t change anything.

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

Sex Playlist - Slow Rhythm

1. ZAYN - PILLOWTALK
2. Chris Brown - Back to Sleep
3. The Weeknd - Earned It
4. Miguel - R.A.N
5. The Weeknd - High For This
6. Zandros Ft. Limi - Obsessed
7. Bryson Tiller - Exchanged
8. 6LACK - Long Nights
9. Tory Lanez - Temperature Rising
10. Summer Walker - Girls Need Love
11. Usher - Climax
12. Tory Lanez - Friends With Benefits
13. Trey Songz - Neighbors Know My Name
14. Drake - Fire & Desire
15. Ciara - Body Party
16. Daniel Caesar Ft. Khalis Uchis - Get You
17. H.E.R - Focus
18. PARTYNEXTDOOR - Persian Rugs
19. The Weeknd - Call Out My Name
20. Chris Brown - Under The Influence
21. SZA - Snooze
22. Sade - No Ordinary Love
23. Rihanna - Skin
24. J. Cole Ft. Drake - In The Morning
25. Vector Ft. GoodGirl LA - Early Momo
26. Jeremih - Birthday Sex
27. Tory Lanez Ft. Chris Brown - The Take
28. Bryson Tiller - I Need Her
29. SZA - Saturn
30. 6LACK Ft. Jhené Aiko - First Fuck
31. Tory Lanez - Karreuche
32. Beyoncé Ft. Jay-Z - Drunk In Love
33. Bryson Tiller - Don’t
34. Selena Gomez Ft. Gucci Mane - Fetish
35. PARTYNEXTDOOR - Break From Toronto
36. 6LACK - PRBLMS
37. Miguel - Adorn
38. Beyoncé - Dance For You
39. R. Kelly - It Seems Like You’re Ready
40. Jeremih Ft. Lil Wayne & Natasha Mosley - All The Time
41. Miguel Ft. Kendrick Lamar - How Many Drinks?
42. The Weeknd - The Hills
43. The Weeknd - Often
44. Jhené Aiko - The Worst
45. Chris Brown - Take You Down
46. FKA Twigs - Two Weeks
47. DVSN - Too Deep
48. The Weeknd - Wicked Games
49. Sia - Helium
50. Beyoncé - Crazy In Love (Remix)
51. Halsey - Not Afraid Anymore via
52. ZAYN & Taylor Swift - I Don’t Want To Live Forever
53. Khalid & H.E.R - This Way
54. Ellie Goulding - Love Me Like You Do