Max

I am a world record holder, a star athlete, a professional singer, and a compulsive liar.

[TheBatstan @TheBatstan]

Polar opposite posters, mission accomplished.

[Max @Maxfactor6]

@TheGayChingy @chickfilatheism it is finally here!

[Amanda Wong @amandawtwong]

Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned."

[mark normand @marknorm]

Ironically, Tony Hinchcliffe could use a good PR person

[Matthew Berry @MatthewBerryTMR]

These refs in the Bama - Ten game are BRUTAL.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

There is no Fox Marvel Universe or MCU without Blade first creating a market. He’s Marvel Daddy. Please retweet for a Logan-like send off. #DeadpoolAndWolverine

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

He created Margaritaville is what he did. He coined the phrases “5 o’clock somewhere” and “cheeseburger in paradise” single-handed. He was a brave American singer-songwriter who pioneered the island escapism lifestyle. And in this house, Jimmy Buffett is a hero, end of story.

[ThatsGoodSports @BrandonPerna]

Look out Brett Favre, there is a new charity thief in town!!!!

[AJ @AjepArts]

Goodbye Kevin Conroy, you will always be my Batman.

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

Eagles QB Jalen Hurts turned heads by building an all-female management team.

Hurts told @SInow that people had doubts — but he knew he was surrounding himself with the best of the best.

“I have a team of straight hustlers. And that’s how I am on the field and off the field.”

[Max @Maxfactor6]

#SheHulk is great. No spoilers but based on the villains of the season, It seems like @ChairmanGao wrote these villains knowing that a certain part of the internet would hate the show regardless (cause strong women bad/scary). But what do I know; I’m a beta male cuck soy boy.

[cal? @cal_gif]

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

[Laurazepam @andlikelaura]

my favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons

[Christopher Jackson @ChrisisSingin]

I’m a Christian in America. It’s never been hard to practice my faith. Not in 46 yrs. Not once. There’s no “War” on Christianity. I don’t need my faith to dictate what others believe. The American Church been clout-chasing since forever…🙄

[𝓸𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓾𝓼 𝓶𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪 ⚡ @xRJ_Turnerx]

Should I continue the streak of talking to a mildly interesting person for 3-5 business days every 2-3 weeks, or should I just commit to being a lonely weirdo?

[nick wright @getnickwright]

The leading cause of death in children in America for the first time ever… is firearms.

Not car accidents. Not pediatric cancer. Not any of the things we parents tend to think of as the worst case, most unimaginable scenario.

Nope. Just guns.

[bradley @mcbradtrey]

Casey White arriving at Lauderdale County Courthouse.

[Max @Maxfactor6]

@douglashargett Arrested Development is a great comedy