Maximusprime

Been down bad since 06

[Maximusprime @Maxgerber12]

@fravlov

[loveletter ⋆୨୧˚🚦 @bvrymeinvegas]

is youtube premium really worth the price bc that book of mormon ad is about to send me to my fucking grave im trying to watch minecraft not convert to fucking mormonism

[Maximusprime @Maxgerber12]

White people be like " I stopped watching new girl because it got too gorey."

[سعد @lufvmx]

Can he help me too 😭

[Austinsseus @awoodustin]

It’s a shame Robert Pattinson is white because he’s the only person alive who could properly play Diddy in a BIGGIE biopic

[alina @djdjavr]

White people passing the blunt

[Maximusprime @Maxgerber12]

@fravlov

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

Son, your mother and i are unfollowing eachother on instagram

[the young thug of twt ひ @zaycondonez]

u gotta leave them nothin burgers alone and come fw a burger king

[vio @Erogetism]

Does anybody know if you can save a Situationship with a baby

[Kristen wants McDonald's @slitkrisXD]

the fact that mr beast can be horny just dont sit right with me

[Maximusprime @Maxgerber12]

People think I'm skating but I'm really just playing Pokémon go

[Maximusprime @Maxgerber12]

@dontcrycam Genuinely let out a "great video man" the other day and it felt amazing

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i thought the g spot was where all the homies hang out

[josh @joshypooper]

situationship stabbed me but the police reported it as a domestic violence incident 👀 #ouushiii #whatarewe

[Hood Action News @BAPingLoud]

So we tried doing a pred sting and imma be honest the nigga we caught just beat all 4 of our asses. Alex our camera man still in the hospitable.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[** @bigguccicraigy]

i need 20 other niggas to come up with $500 so we can buy the country of argentina

[Maximusprime @Maxgerber12]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Calem @AtlasCoPMC]

2038 World Cup: "We are expanding the tournament to 256 countries"

Christmas Island vs Planet Viltrum at 4:30 AM in Group B2: