John Wilkes Boof

Friends call me Moose. Pop Punk, Street Bikes, and Elevators #UnionStrong Kickbkoxing 🥊/Bjj🥋 MD, USA 🦀🇺🇸 IG: @titty_sprinkles69

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@meggznbacn in honor of my first tweet

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@robreiner Hey you’re right.

But still, shut the fuck up.

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J/s they need coaches for the next season of TUF

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

Nancy Pelosi buys 2 million in Tesla stock and jumps 8% today

It’s almost like she knows something the rest of us doesn’t

[That One Eddie Bravo GIF @Look_Into_It_]

Rest here traveler,

You've seen too many Will Smith memes today.

[Robbie "the ice 🧊🥶" Goodwin @robbiegoodwin]

"Assault a comedian and get away with it huh?"

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@JonnyBones Bro book a fight. It’s one thing to be the greatest of all time but if you’re not active you’re just another tall guy that does coke.

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@Danthegangbang Brandon Vera reading this tweet like

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Diary of a fucking retard

[Power of Positivity @LIVEpositivity]

If someone wrote a book about your life, what would the title be?

[Orochi Celia @ Chain Shift @Evilagram]

😖 don't judge me plz 😖

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Wife told me she'd been "really getting into animal security camera videos" recently and I had her show me one to see what she meant. You'll need sound:

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@MMAHistoryToday @francis_ngannou Stop

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@teamcunter @sunshneoblivion Get the crabcake

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Not @BorrachinhaMMA going full Jonny Craig rn

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why wouldn’t they?

[brandon* @brndxix]

guys do the balls go in the condom too please hurry it’s urgent

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

[Petr “No Mercy” Yan @PetrYanUFC]

Just landed in USA, Alja’s prayers wasn’t answered 👊🏼

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@ItsPauliMMA Same. Literally same.

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Never forget that they made @DustinPoirier the underdog in the Conor fight. Best money I ever spent was on that bet.