Max Gutierrez

[Max Gutierrez @Maxican28]

@Babygrl6669 You right about that

[Max Gutierrez @Maxican28]

@KeeganMKey @JordanPeele sketch idea.
Colorblind best friends are a blood and a crip. Both of them think the other wears the same color as them, until Xmas, when they each buy the other a pair of those chromatic glasses that let colorblind people see.

[Max Gutierrez @Maxican28]

Settle a debate for me, does this card go in front of, or behind the ‘S’?

[Max Gutierrez @Maxican28]

@quepasakev Apparently he just showed up to set like that. No one told him to, he just thought that’s how his character would look. The director was like. “Sean, WTF are you doing!?” (Source. DVD. extras)

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@gavinsbored1 @WOOMBSTONE You did NOT in fact bash my head in ✌🏽

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How long before they put a Reese’s cup, INSIDE another Reese’s cup? @reeses ?

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@YouTube wrote you a while back about excess ads, you said it was the creators fault. But I figured out that the ads I see basically triple when I watch YT on my Amazon fire TV, vs PC or phone. Why is that?

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Alone in the world was a little KattDogg.
@SnoopDogg @KattWilliams

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@peeweeherman settle a debate for me. Were you in a deleted scene in the 1983 movie “Scarface”?

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@YouTube seriously?! You’re averaging a commercial every 1 min 30 PER VIDEO! why!? Why can’t I watch a 5 min video without 4 commercial breaks!? Ridiculous

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Ok here me out

Rookie of the Year reboot. @IanNicholasTV returns as a washed up, alcoholic Henry Rowengartner at rock bottom. a sudden accident gives him his magic arm back. He contacts Chet “The Rocket” Steadman now a pitching coach, and gets a shot back at the majors.

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@TheGEICOGecko you should do a commercial with marvel about insurance covering collateral superhero damage.

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@MilkBone HOW have you NOT MADE a jingle/commercial🎵 “My Milkbone brings all the dogs to the yard”!?

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@Hjhf150 Sry for late response, I don’t really twitter. But no, he could not read body language, tone of voice, or “the room” at all.

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@derekwaterss how does one “get” to tell a story on #DrunkHistory ? Do you have to be famous? Because if not, boy do I have a yarn to spin for you.

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Dr. Dre has a shaved head, but still has grey hair.

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@TradeCNBC @st89962548 @trinityallie Listen here Hong Kong phooey. In FL we have the right to refuse service. I exercised that right. You seem to have a lot of strong opinions about shit you don't know for a guy hiding behind a cartoon dog from the 60s

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@st89962548 @trinityallie Says the guy who created a blank Twitter profile to send this one tweet.

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Fire is fun
#gettingbetter