Dear @theneedledrop,
I know you’re probably going to ignore this, but I have a problem with you. What I’m about to say is harsh, but it’s from my heart.
You’re just making reviews for clout. These aren’t even your real thoughts. It’s just a business to you. It’s sad. Desperate, even. You’re a slave to the capitalist machine. There’s not a whiff, puff, or even hint of objectivity between your glasses imprisoned eyes.
There’s no way you listened to Jackboys 2 and thought that shit was a “Light 2”. Bullshit. You just chose that number cause it’s got a 2 in the name. You made it a meme. It’s as bad as when Pitchfork awarded that piglet a 6.
Here’s the truth. I listened to the Jackboys 2 album. In fact, I listened twice. I thought about it. I absorbed it. I meditated on it. And I can say, with utmost certainty, with God as my witness, that this album is a Strong 1. The only 2 rating it deserves is a 2 pack of ass.
Stop dickriding Travis Scott for once and gain a pair of real balls.