Jorgen Von Strangle

Blew it all on a parleezy

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

Jesus Christ lmao they’re just SAYING IT

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Guy lost his seat and immediately did the right thing.

Politics is disgusting

[Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre]

If a Chinese paper wrote a story about how a primary race in Kentucky was the most consequential race for China after pro-China donors poured $35 million in the race

What’s would that mean?

[twice @madeitallback]

whenever i’m having a bad day i remember i’m the nigga that can make shit happen and then i go make something happen

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

The media spent 2.5 years telling you this is “targeting Hamas.”

[Alina @AveAveces]

Ni los guionistas de wall-e la vieron esta

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

That Miller lite Match Ball hit my chest on match day like Zidane

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Yamal when he wins the World Cup but finishes 32nd in the Ballon d’Or below Manor Solomon

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

Like a lot of people, I have my strong criticisms of Netanyahu.

But one important metric of a man is how he treats his employees.

Netanyahu flies to the White House 7 times a year to visit his, and now he's sitting down with more of them on Israeli State TV. Credit where due.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

The coolest thing about being an American right now is if I pay my taxes I'm not paying for better infrastructure, roads, or social services. I'm paying for some guy across the ocean to shoot a kid in the head with a sniper rifle. Oh, and I'm paying for his health care too.

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

Such a perfect tweet on so many levels.

[R² 🇩🇿 @rayenrdi3]

Valverde quand Tchouaméni va venir le voir à l’hôpital pour s’excuser

[gina_scooter @gina_scooter]

This country's really going off the rails. You used to only have to dodge 3-4 malicious links to watch a free sports stream. Now they want you to dodge 5-7 just to unmute the volume.

[tom stakes @tomstakes]

Dianna Russini’s husband right now 😭

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 DOJ arrests US special forces soldier involved in Venezuelan President Maduro's capture for making over $400,000 betting on his removal from office.

[🌐 @ttfalor]

perfect video reaction usage

[Blight Yoakam @BlightYoakam]

This shit is so fucking funny man. Irl roguelike runs