Wᴀᴅᴇ

Lɪғᴇ ɪs ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ sᴇʀɪᴇs ᴏғ ᴛʀᴀɪɴ ᴡʀᴇᴄᴋs ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙʀɪᴇғ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇʀᴄɪᴀʟ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋs. Aɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ, ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴇɢᴜʟᴀʀʟʏ sᴄʜᴇᴅᴜʟᴇᴅ ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴀᴍ.

[Wᴀᴅᴇ @MaximumEffcrt]

"F is for Francis, who can suck a co-ock.

U is for Underoos.

N is for Negasonic Teenage What-the-shit

Down here in the mind of Wade!"

[Wᴀᴅᴇ @MaximumEffcrt]

@hislittleblonde "Whaddya mean?" Wade asked curiously.

[Wᴀᴅᴇ @MaximumEffcrt]

@FierceParker "Bit of both," he said with a small shrug.
"Honestly."

[Wᴀᴅᴇ @MaximumEffcrt]

"..... Dammit." https://t.co/b1EPUtzxW4

[Wᴀᴅᴇ @MaximumEffcrt]

"Leeeeeeft."

Yep.

Asshole. https://t.co/zxo18XKI0m

[Wᴀᴅᴇ @MaximumEffcrt]

"I'm good at /plenty/ of things."

Wade's arms folded over his chest. He was a stubborn ass. Yep. https://t.co/xZ1hJM3k6W

[Wᴀᴅᴇ @MaximumEffcrt]

"I'm good at that." https://t.co/HrKYsIskfX

[Wᴀᴅᴇ @MaximumEffcrt]

"Mmmm nope. That's right." https://t.co/sb5c4sbmoA

[Wᴀᴅᴇ @MaximumEffcrt]

// NEED. TO. PLOT. WITH. A. WANDA.

[Wᴀᴅᴇ @MaximumEffcrt]

Wade >>>>> Sue

Johnny >>>> Sue

Tacos >>>> Sue

[Wᴀᴅᴇ @MaximumEffcrt]

@UnseenBarriers @ArrogantArmory

// ....

Ugh. Fine. ❤️

[Wᴀᴅᴇ @MaximumEffcrt]

@UnseenBarriers @ArrogantArmory

// ....

That's cold.

[Wᴀᴅᴇ @MaximumEffcrt]

@UnseenBarriers @ArrogantArmory

// BUT HAVE YOU SEEN WADE?! I MEAN COME ON.

[Wᴀᴅᴇ @MaximumEffcrt]

@UnseenBarriers @ArrogantArmory

// Because her stomach is showing, is all.

[Wᴀᴅᴇ @MaximumEffcrt]

// Thank you. 😊😂 https://t.co/aTsF6Wt2sj

[вцску ʙᴀʀɴᴇs @OnlyAMachine]

|| This is beautiful https://t.co/ytTWqZkwnD

[Wᴀᴅᴇ @MaximumEffcrt]

@ArrogantArmory @UnseenBarriers @ThwipAndAQuip

// DAMN RIGHT! LOOK AT MY BOY WADE!

[Wᴀᴅᴇ @MaximumEffcrt]

@FierceParker "A little. Kinda. But I'm weird too."

[Wᴀᴅᴇ @MaximumEffcrt]

@hislittleblonde "I can see why," Wade said mid-chew.

"It's fuckin' delicious."

[Tᴏɴʏ Sᴛᴀʀᴋ @ArrogantArmory]

// Okay, but like... Look at my team on MUA2. I'm so proud.

@UnseenBarriers @MaximumEffcrt @ThwipAndAQuip

[Wᴀᴅᴇ @MaximumEffcrt]

@hislittleblonde A shrug was offered as Wade lifted up the fried tortilla, raising it to his mouth and taking a large bite.

"Mm... Damn."

[Wᴀᴅᴇ @MaximumEffcrt]

@FierceParker "You're asking me to hang out?" Wade said, raising a scarred brow.

"A guy you just knocked over on the sidewalk..."