Mᴇʀᴄ Wɪᴛʜ A Mᴏᴜᴛʜ

Well, I may be super, but I’m no hero. #RP #18+ (Parody Account.)

[Mᴇʀᴄ Wɪᴛʜ A Mᴏᴜᴛʜ @MaximumMerc_]

Wᴀᴅᴇ Wɪʟsᴏɴ

(Credit to @/ vincegarrix on tt)

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@SPIDERWVB Wade looks up at him and throws the rest of the sandwich over the building, watching as he it falls down and hits someone.

“Ehehe. Yeah sure webhead, let’s go.”

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@SPIDERWVB

“Hey Webhead!”

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@SPIDERWVB “Oh.” Wade says as he watches him. He wasn’t good at all when people actually got sad so instead he scratches the back of his head.

“Right.”

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@SPIDERWVB “All bad I hope.” Wade says as he sits down beside the younger man, swinging his legs as he looks out at the skyline.

“Same. My tamagotchi died.”

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@SPIDERWVB Pulling his mask up, he takes a bite from the hot dog before sitting down. “What’s going on with you lately? You’re acting all…shy and weird.”

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@SPIDERWVB Wade stares at him and sighs loudly, letting his head fall back for a moment. “Yknow, if you want me to stay around, you’re gonna have to give me more than ‘oh you know…it’s always around.’” Wade exclaims, picking up the half eaten hot dog

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@SPIDERWVB “Nice sausage.” Wade says as he moves to sit down beside the man on the roof of the building, swinging his legs. “How’s the criiiime?”

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@SPIDERWVB “Whatcha dooooooing? Also keep it up with the Mr Pool bit, reminds me of an old friend of mine. Not that he’s dead, he’s just…not here right now. ANYWAY.” Wade rambles off to the younger man.

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@SPIDERWVB Wade turns his gaze onto the younger man, raising an eyebrow and tilting his head. “Did the government send you?”

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@SPIDERWVB “You will be.” Wade replies dismissively as he puts his hands behind his head, looking up at the sky with a soft sigh. “What do you want anyway?”

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@SPIDERWVB “Ew shut up with that mister shit. It’s Lord Deadpool.” Wade smirks a little, glancing across at him as he folds his paper up and shoved it in his pouch.

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@Bvvkishpeach “You wouldn’t lose me.” Elio says as he looks up at him, smiling at him with a little shrug.

“I’d still come back for you…but I want to finish this adventure with you Oliver.” He whispers, in a soft voice, leaning up slightly as if to kiss him.

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@Bvvkishpeach

“Come travelling with me.”

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@Bvvkishpeach “You’ve got plenty of money, you don’t need your job. And your house will still be here after.” Elio shrugs as he looks at him, biting down on his bottom lip. “The choice is yours.”

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@Bvvkishpeach “I’m going in the morning Oliver and I want you to come with me.” Elio says to him as he stands in the doorway of the man’s living room, rocking on his feet.

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@Bvvkishpeach Elio walks along side him, taking in the views with a smile, hands in his pockets.

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Yawning as he walks down @Bvvkishpeach’s stairs, rubbing his eyes tiredly.

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@Bvvkishpeach Elio looks up at him, smiling and nods, going outside to wait for him. “Lead the way, Oliver.”

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@Bvvkishpeach Elio tugs on his shoes, going down to smile at Oliver. He rubs his hands on his jeans, swaying a little. “Ready to go?”