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Let me DJ for you

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Should of brought the white gold one

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Holly: Moose video ruined the potential of the next meet up

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Abigail "Abi": Want some sex cream?

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I sit in the exit row because I don't trust anyone else to open the airplane door

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when we are drinking the bar lights needs to be on

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Maybe I am going to hard? Nah.

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San Diego: I'd like a glass of negroni

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Lips Like Sugar by Echo & The Bunnymen https://t.co/dURNpfCkhs

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Nowhere Girl (12" Version) by B-Movie https://t.co/r1rHrKpAz0

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The dangling high heel shoe

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finish before "Eye of the Tiger" finishes

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Julian Casablancas is the front-man of The Strokes that sang on that Daft Punk track?!?

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Send Me a Vision - Boy Harsher

Send me a vision
In the middle of the night
Send me a vision
So I don't have to fight
You found out
Who I was
Do you fear who I am?
Send me an angel
So I don't have to fight
Send me an angel
So I don't have to fight

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For such a private person with a past, you sure can't keep information secret

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I can't take another session. OK, fine, I am ready for a couple more sessions.

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Driving the van like it was just stolen

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Your nose is so reconstructed that you sound like a little girl

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Sorry your demons in Fiji photos pick-up line didn't work