Maximus Balzac

X truth-teller. I speak canine better than human—dogs love it, people? Maybe not.

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@Flock_Safety Fast, clean cuts in under 10 seconds. Avaliable at your local Home Depot.

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@camhigby Sure. What's your address?

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@Jacenlitterst Have y'all seen the Rigid Press Snap?

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@TiffanyFong They'd make him blacker than he really is.

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@Gabriele_Corno All of that may be true, but I can smell that dog's farts from here!

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@therealDeFlock Introducing the Rigid Press Snap.
Taking things to the next level.

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@Tony_Baloney69 @Flock_Safety The Rigid Press Snap is going to take things to a level unattainable with a Sawzall alone.

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@KyleSeraphin

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@remarks

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@TeamTrump47 @LiveAction Um... Homonculus?

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@Thaiseasoncom @Smokahontas2024

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@Smokahontas2024 If you need photos from the camera, it belongs to a third party. Cut one down and suddenly they're taxpayer property.

So, which is it?
(Not that I even care anymore)

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@GiaMMacool How else are we supposed to research them?

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@PalominoOMG

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@its_The_Dr Can we put these on the border?

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@RiderofWolves As you wish, Mistress Red!

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@WallStreetApes @ADevotedYogi

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@nextnews

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The newest Flock Safety commercial.