Max Martinez

[Max Martinez @MaximusTheRed]

Hey @dominos when did the Bread Bowl pasta option turn into a personal-pizza with chicken Alfredo (and a rouge mushroom) on top? 😒

[Max Martinez @MaximusTheRed]

Dear @Publix,

Subs don't wear Tomato Hats

Sincerely,

A concerned citizen

[Max Martinez @MaximusTheRed]

@TB_Times any idea what this smoke is from? View is north from downtown St Pete....it just started a minute or 2 ago

[Max Martinez @MaximusTheRed]

@patsajak help me settle something with a friend....did we just see you at a Lightning/Capitols game?

[Max Martinez @MaximusTheRed]

@PreserveTheBurg thanks for taking the advice. Glad to see you reached an agreement with the city

[Max Martinez @MaximusTheRed]

@PreserveTheBurg would gladly support this.....if you back off on trying to save the ugly as sin and equally useless cheese grater bldg

[Max Martinez @MaximusTheRed]

After an extremely difficult week in Florida nothing makes me happier than hearing @aboveandbeyond are coming to Tampa for the 1st time ever

[Max Martinez @MaximusTheRed]

@Wawa needs to start selling their tomato pesto in stores. Immediately. Preferably by the gallon.

[Garin Flowers @GarinFlowers]

Dump Trump bus riding through downtown Tampa. They're bashing Hillary Clinton too. #WTSP

[Max Martinez @MaximusTheRed]

How thoughtful of @JasonRossOfc to schedule an Orlando show for my birthday 🙌 https://t.co/LGP5poBYsZ

[Anjunabeats @Anjunabeats]

Tickets for the #Worldwide06 tour with @JasonRossOfc are now on sale! More dates TBA: https://t.co/cJrg6tq55C

[Max Martinez @MaximusTheRed]

Apparently I deleted Shazam...help me @sxmElectro, you're my only hope: what was the last track before Dzeko+Torres show on Tiesto's channel

[Max Martinez @MaximusTheRed]

@leejudge8 any word on what kind of a pitch count limit Danny Duffy will be working with tomorrow?

[Max Martinez @MaximusTheRed]

@10NewsWTSP our*; random period breaking up a sentence; worse*; and my AP style is rusty but isn't wrap-around hyphenated? #needacopyeditor?

[Max Martinez @MaximusTheRed]

playing the adult-life version of Hasbro's "Operation": fishing pieces of broken Pyrex out of the garbage disposal w/ tongs

[Max Martinez @MaximusTheRed]

How I feel about starting @kidkeuchy in #FantasyBaseball tonight.

[Max Martinez @MaximusTheRed]

@cait_duffy @Titansape had literally the exact same reaction so it's ok. I just figured somebody was dead.

[Max Martinez @MaximusTheRed]

"Don't kill her, she's so innocent" says everybody about the 9 year who IS STILL VOTING TO MURDER OTHER PEOPLE #TweetwithBGH

[Max Martinez @MaximusTheRed]

I can't wait for the new hit Netflix original "Sweater Vest is the New Suspenders" #tweetwithBGH

[Max Martinez @MaximusTheRed]

@cait_duffy #whydoieventwitterbetween9and10

[Max Martinez @MaximusTheRed]

@cait_duffy shut yo faaaaaaaace #spoilers