Max Beecher

Contortionist, book enjoyer, circus fello and robot enthusiast. Performer in Puffball.

[Max Beecher @Maxlastic]

I've won a trip to Plymouth selling Gin. There is a good chance I'll be press ganged into the Navy.

[Max Beecher @Maxlastic]

What did you like, sit on your phone?

[Max Beecher @Maxlastic]

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[Max Beecher @Maxlastic]

@Herring1967 True, but let it never be said that a man playing snooker with himself in a basement has not improved the world in some way.

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@johnlister @Herring1967 Well, we did both have beards.

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@Herring1967 Found a shared appreciation for the Me1vsMe2 snooker podcast with a stranger on the rail replacement bus. Improved the journey.

[Max Beecher @Maxlastic]

#AshWednesday. The day when people say 'you've got something right there, just on your forehead. Do you want me to get that?'

[Max Beecher @Maxlastic]

Could anyone recommend a good costume maker, preferably London based?

[Max Beecher @Maxlastic]

I have a new email address as my old address no longer works. Please message me if you would like it. Dick pic with each request

[Max Beecher @Maxlastic]

I've lost another email address. How the fuck do you keep hold of them?

[Max Beecher @Maxlastic]

@BBCWomansHour I ware wakeup most days. Not because society expects it (quite the opposite) but because I like it and it makes me feel good.

[Max Beecher @Maxlastic]

If today, you get caught doing something your not supposed to be doing just say your name is John Johnson.

[Max Beecher @Maxlastic]

@OpenArtsCafe @AnnaBeecher Thanks for the A+++ Those grades are going on my next application. And thanks for an awesome #WerewolfBarmitzvah.

[Max Beecher @Maxlastic]

Passed the @BBCWomansHour #Polari test. Thanks to @PolariMission and @jezdolan You taught me well.

[Max Beecher @Maxlastic]

After having two teeth puled out I can't tong pop. What am I supposed to do in rebuttal if someone starts throwing shade?

[Max Beecher @Maxlastic]

The ink in highlighter pens is made out of the wee of people who have just had a berocca. #howdotheymakethat?

[Max Beecher @Maxlastic]

Listen to @BBCWomansHour for #TBOMH right now.

[Max Beecher @Maxlastic]

@JackWarren22 I would recommend The Death of Ivan Ilyich. Really good and also short.

[The Learned Pig @The_Learned_Pig]

What's the difference between power & potency? @tomjeffreys on @artsadm 's #BOMH #art #theatre http://t.co/OloDy8JoQh

[anna ledgard @AnnaLedgard]

The penis: barometer of heart and head http://t.co/QathMOrZRB
Thought-provoking piece on The Barometer of My Heart #BOMH