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[IVY @ivymuthe]

Eric Omondi finally gets Georgina Njenga admitted at Chiromo Hospital

[Michael Owino @OwinoMichael_]

Nakuru inahitaji police commissioner ako na experience kudeal na wezi Kama johnstone wanyama mwenye alikuwa Kondele. Huyo jamaa alikuwa anakupea fare urudi nyumbani ukipatikana kwa makosa.
Kuna jamaa najua alipewa fare arudi kwao Mwihoko badala arudi nyumbani akakula hiyo pesa na kuendelea na wizi. Because he was my neighbor I started distancing myself with him.

Siku moja ilikuwa tu jioni I saw a group of policemen kwa ploti. Nikashangaa rada ni gani. Nakwambia huyo jamaa alinyeshewa marisasi mbele ya familia yake. This is what we need in a Nakuru especially huko Mwariki na Shabaab.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

It's the goon's title for me. Kwa vita ya mkono standard wamekuja na RPG... Liquor dealer is a corporate way of saying mama pima.😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Eng.Kogi🔨 @John63681549]

Does adding dirty clothes to changaa fasten its cooking or whats the theory behind it💔🤮.

[아두라💞💜 @Aduradara61049]

I honestly feel for men getting married these days. A lot of women aren’t marrying because of love anymore. They get married because they want a home, money, and because all their friends are already married.

[I am Chege @_James041]

Do not stop speaking for Sudan. Things are not good in Sudan. #FreeSudan

[Beldin @beldinkaaray]

I saw a babe make a tiktok about how her shosho goes grocery shopping alafu anaficha kila kitu kwa bedroom😭😭😂 why do elderly women hoard things? Ati sometimes wanakunywa dufia akiwa ameficha sukari😭😭😂😂😂

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Itumbii should find sharp youths, not based on propaganda.

This stupiid guy was asked one misinformation that The Standard media has been pushing akashindwa 😂😂😂he said Siku izi he doesn’t read The Standard

[Dominic WALUBENGO @waluwande]

Just drive past. Rainwater will not do any permanent harm to the student. But a female student being seen alighting from a male teacher’s car will cause an immediate uproar.

[Author Sakwah Ongoma @CSakwah]

The rain started beating Kenya when we elected Uhuru Kenyatta.

It was under Uhuru that the bad habit of keeping government contracts away from public scrutiny took root.

Ruto is doing exactly what Uhuru did. That is why we cannot sit back and allow this to become normal.

[A.Maina.W 🇰🇪 @aaren_10]

Wdym my sister is undergoing clavicle surgery because some useless boda guy was in a hurry, I’m donating blood which costs 3k screening and on top I’m paying 160k for surgery because SHA is useless.

I swear if I had voted for Ruto I would have killed myself by now.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

I want to tell you that there are no votes for Kasongo in Nairobi - Sifuna

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

Yesterday at Uhuru Park, during Raila Odinga's vigil, goons started attacking and stealing from people as early as 4pm... And they terrorized people for more than 4 hours with knives and other crude weapons... We are going into times when goons will take over a whole city and not even the government will do anything...

[Sheryllisa @Sheryllisa52263]

Ukishalipwa pap unachoma na kuimba wantam😂😂😂😂Anakonda will not believe.

[Dr. Florence Wengua @FlorenceWengua]

Two Rivers Mall used to be packed every corridor buzzing, shops busy, and the place full of life. I was there today, and the contrast was striking. So many spaces were quiet and nearly empty. Things really seem to have changed. 👀

[Veloria🐬 @veloriahq]

"The more you understand this world, the more you destroy yourself. That's why fools are happy, and intelligent people live in loneliness."

— Fyodor Dostoevsky

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

Hii uchaguzi ni ya killers against non killers

Hamtatutoa hapo

We can't have a killer president in office

[M.U.L.I.R.O @Davidkenya_]

Our collective embarrassment and Shame.

[MXChessa 🧲 @MaxwellChessa]

@musambatii @MrJamesKe Msee pedi wako anakupea zile true 😂😂

[James @MrJamesKe]

Every Kasongo rally looks like a school drama festival. The school buses are everywhere.

Bro carries his own crowd from town to town. Washuke from the buses, he addresses them, they hop back in, drive to the next stop, washuke again, and the cycle repeats. 😂