Max Martindale

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[Max Martindale @MaxwellMartind1]

Cigarettes and adderal really do keep you alive huh? @FlatlandCavalry

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Given the incredible rise of trans/non-binary mass shooters in the last few years… by far the largest group committing as a percentage of population… maybe, rather than talking about guns we should be talking about lunatics pushing their gender affirming bullshit on our kids?

[Jelly Roll @JellyRoll615]

We gotta quit bleeding on people that didn’t cut us

[Ryan Cunningham @ryancunningham]

I wish I was a COVID conspiracy theorist early on instead if getting vaccinated. I'm in heart failure. The conspiracy theorists are doing just fine.

[Chad Lowe @ichadlowe]

TCU needs to put Andy Dalton in now! Hell, he’s the same age as Stetson Bennett.

[Max Martindale @MaxwellMartind1]

Airport drinks hit way different when your flight gets delayed.

[Max Martindale @MaxwellMartind1]

Stopped at a random hotel this morning and just ate breakfast for free. Side note, I’m also the cause for the next safety meeting.

[✰ tyler ✰ @phaithfuI]

If I date you, I won’t control you. Do what you want. Your actions will tell me how much you respect the relationship.

[Max Martindale @MaxwellMartind1]

Congrats on graduating @austinpacheco21

[Max Martindale @MaxwellMartind1]

Did everyone drop new music today?

[Max Martindale @MaxwellMartind1]

1 week until it’s time to rip them out of the sky.

[Max Martindale @MaxwellMartind1]

Happy birthday @austinpacheco21

[🦅 @lilchris531]

I can’t lie money make me feel better

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Airport bar conversations are this nations backbone.

[Max Martindale @MaxwellMartind1]

I expect too much.

[Rowdy Vaughn @Rowdy_Vaughn]

"Dont cry bc its over, smile bc you got sucked off like 50 times" -A wise man

[ʀᴇᴍɪɴɢᴛᴏɴ @notaroper]

can we normalize people putting "hobby horse trainer" instead of "performance horses" so we know who tf we're actually dealing with or?

[Dustin Davis @DustinD1234]

Don’t marry the fuckin’ type, and don’t fuck the marryin’ type

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

The scariest person in the world is a mother fucker who found out how to do it on their own.

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

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