Professor Poopy Butt

Holy Canole

[Professor Poopy Butt @MaxwellSchwandt]

@MeatSauce1 you guys gotta check out jury duty on Amazon

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@CoryCove for the man who wants nothing

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@MeatSauce1 through the grapevine by Marvin Gaye

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@Chris_Hawkey @CoryCove when he sees the target bill. https://t.co/gd5buTBKyV

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@MeatSauce1 tell Zach that McDonald’s pop comes in a bag too. I managed one a few years back and can verify it’s bags

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Listening back to @PowerTripKFAN from this morning. It sounds like whoever took that poop should have gotten it stuffed and mounted above their fireplace. @MeatSauce1 @CoryCove @Chris_Hawkey

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Of all the sports, I hope NCAA Volleyball comes back the soonest fr

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@netflix needs to add a shuffle feature for real

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Anyone else rewatching Pornhub? @Pornhub

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Umpire was slugging beers last night until 3am @Starting9 https://t.co/OLXCVBNgqS

[Aj Mansour @AjKFAN]

@MaxwellSchwandt @Chris_Hawkey @CoryCove @MeatSauce1 Talking butts?

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@Mr_LukeP @BuschBeer @tonygabriel5 Oh daddy, I’ll be a good boy, ya know my birthdays cummin up

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Not much can beat the feeling of picking a solid booger

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Imagine in the game “Doom” instead of heavy metal music it was polka.

[Eli Langer @EliLanger]

Vikings RB @dalvincook could be watching the Super Bowl from anywhere in the world, yet he chose to spend it with @KidsOfCourage. Much respect to this young man.

[Professor Poopy Butt @MaxwellSchwandt]

If you don’t want to shovel, play my mixtape outside and the snow will melt from the hot fire I spit