Jon Foster

The Maxwellian Book of Words

[Jon Foster @MaxwellianBoW]

Apologies to @HelenZaltzman for asking a shit question about favourite word at #vanpodfest, @HilaryCorneau regrets not asking how to deal with someone who won't stop making #puns @AllusionistShow @RioTheatre #CantStopWontStop #PunsTheWord

[Jon Foster @MaxwellianBoW]

Hey @tompowercbc, not sure if I'm too late for you pole but for sure full episodes only. You could take a page from the #IrrelevantShow and have one feed for full episodes and one for clips.

[Jon Foster @MaxwellianBoW]

Apparently I unlocked all the #acheivments yesterday! #BuryingTheLead #VolintaryDonation #recuring #BeautifulNeard #SavingLive @romanmars @hellobuglers @AllusionistShow

[Jon Foster @MaxwellianBoW]

I think a good #ColletiveNoun for #Librarians is either a 'Shelf' or better a 'Catalogue' of librarians @wayword

[Jon Foster @MaxwellianBoW]

With all the fog in VanCity, fell like across the city there's "a Dame walking into a bar, a dame that is nothing but trouble, and this dames trouble was right up my alley. So far up my alley, you think she'd bowled a strike, a strick that would leave me in the gutter by morning"

[Jon Foster @MaxwellianBoW]

Latest trend in #Vancouver #fashion: #SweaterVests, but with no shirt underneath #GunShow #fallfashion #DressToImpress #WestCoast #cool

[Jon Foster @MaxwellianBoW]

B.C.:The #VideoGame - Warning enabling #ForestFires will severely reduce rending distance ... #SmokeyTheBear #AirQuality #silhouette

[Jon Foster @MaxwellianBoW]

Run out of greens for my sandwich. NP just grab some kale from the garden. #FirstHarvest #Planters #SliceOfParadice #garden @HilaryCorneau

[Jon Foster @MaxwellianBoW]

@Urban_Rec Great thanks!

[Jon Foster @MaxwellianBoW]

Hey @Urban_Rec any word on the condition of #UrbanBeach for #volleyball tonight?

[Jon Foster @MaxwellianBoW]

Overheard at lunch:
"our dog's name is Ruban because he smells like a sandwich" #SoManyQuestions #DogName #CannonBeach #KidThinking

[Jon Foster @MaxwellianBoW]

Nothing like the smell of ballots in the morning...smells likes democracy #BCVotes2017 @HilaryCorneau

[Jon Foster @MaxwellianBoW]

@CorkStephanie If trump doesn't have to show his #TrumpTaxes then really what authority he has to throw you out because of yours

[Bill Nye @BillNye]

Bow ties: never leave home without an adequate supply. https://t.co/O1djgb5cOG

[Jon Foster @MaxwellianBoW]

Hey @romanmars and @AllusionistShow will 99%Allusional be available for download for those that can't make it? Maybe for a donation to AfLA

[Oootie Bow Ties @OoOTIE]

Surprise mystery tie! We love sending those to our best customers. Wear them well, @MaxwellianBoW! https://t.co/Lv5RoM17i8

[Jon Foster @MaxwellianBoW]

@OoOTIE the only thing better than your ties arriving in the mail. Is getting an extra bow tie in the mail! #barbershop # dapper #surprise

[Andy Take @take_andy]

Special Issue on image analysis in Geotechnics now available. Thank you to all contributing authors! https://t.co/FTGRgKxOtq @ICEpublishing

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

I’m seeing huge numbers of RTs on everyone’s #BellLetsTalk posts today. Let’s keep talking! Time to end the stigma around mental health.

[The Tragically Hip @thehipofficial]

Today is #BellLetsTalk Day!! For every tweet/retweet using #BellLetsTalk Bell will donate 5¢ to Canadian mental health initiatives!