Max

[poopfuck @tenthousund]

put a bell pepper in ur oven don't even turn the fucking thing on

[Max @MaxwilMax]

#life #midweektreat

[Max @MaxwilMax]

Not as crispy but still good

[Max @MaxwilMax]

Crispy

[jill @littlefucky]

On my flight right now the pilot didn’t get enough speed for take off so he merged onto the highway and is just driving us all from Florida to New York in the airplane

[Lip-synch @Etchingskin]

Summer

[tex @texmeplease]

my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show

[aberration in the artland of the deal @ThomasSilken]

thinking of some bullshit phrases that sound passable “if there was work in the bed he’d sleep in the shed” maybe

[Suppressed Man @SuppressedMan]

A BBC investigation confirms it: IDF snipers are systematically targeting and killing Palestinian children, including infants

[Errai @errai]

(texting craigslist buyer from my blimp) I'm above

[Max @MaxwilMax]

#life

[Max @MaxwilMax]

Caress me if I’m wrong

[dack in dacktwober @kcadbackwards]

guy who's only seen Grease watching the end of Thelma and Louise: ohhhh I know where this is going...

[rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount]

guy who brings his bike inside:

“mind if I bring my bike inside?”

[Max @MaxwilMax]

That’s right

[۟ @dronedoommetal]

Peter Griffin is a good friend because he remembers everything. "This reminds me of the time..." He is always reminiscing, every day of his life means something to him and he shares this with whoever will listen

[Laurence 🍂🎃 @ibeonline]

Got fooled again they're taking me to the sike ward

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

orangutan buying a perfume online on sale without having gone to smell it in the store first

[Max @MaxwilMax]

My kids

[Max @MaxwilMax]

#yup