The Max Cramer

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@MichaelWBratton @BigOrangeVolz UK ain’t firing Stoops midseason or any other time. He’s got a $47 million buyout. It’s a hot mess up here

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@ShannonTheDude @BillyRsports they can’t catch him because snitches get shitted

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@BillyRsports as @ShannonTheDude often does, he’s making tons of unsupported assumptions. Does he know the cop identified himself? Does he know that Scheffler heard or saw any direction from the cop? Did Scheffler know it was a crime scene?

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@ShannonTheDude @BillyRsports the 96 uniforms weren’t actually made of denim. The home whites had denim side panels, but the white parts were regular polyester uniform materials. The blues were all polyester, colored to look like denim

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@KyleTucker_ATH It’s not though. Mitch Barnhart doesn’t know what to do if doubling the going rate doesn’t get his first target

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@chipgaines @ZaynePeay @BarstoolUK “I hope to have God on my side, but I must have Kentucky.”

- Abraham Lincoln

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@KyleTucker_ATH The *only* way to fix Kentucky basketball is to remove John Calipari. That can’t be done because of a contract made by Mitch Barnhart. Why does Mitch Barnhart still have a job? Why does no one even question why Mitch Barnhart still has a job?

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@ShannonTheDude @BillyRsports blaming it on season ticket holders is dumb. Season ticket holders often give away or sell tix to early season games, so a huge portion of the crowd is regular folks that got the tickets free or cheap. That place is still quiet as a tomb

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@KyleTucker_ATH People keep talking about him getting a huge NIL deal as a reason he’d stay, but, like, Don Franklin will pay him to hawk Buicks in a Lakers jersey, too

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@KyleTucker_ATH “Florida poster dunk” is a product without a market

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@KyleTucker_ATH I wouldn’t worry about it much. Tennessee never makes it past the first weekend in a bracket anyway

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@UKSportsNetwork @donfranklinauto @CameronMillz @buzzbaker @tomleachKY @goosegivens @UKAthletics Can’t wait to hear Cameron complain about video games and tell how grit is a winning strategy

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@KyleTucker_ATH Counterpoint: Tennessee is ass

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@ShannonTheDude guarantee someone left the window cracked at the car wash before you picked it up. Seat cushions can hold A TON of water, and take weeks to dry out. Drew is wringing water out every time he sits down. Get a waterproof seat cover at an auto parts store

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@DrewFranklinKSR stop at an auto parts store and make Daddy Fat Sacks buy you a waterproof seat cover. They make them because kids spill tons of stuff, but one should fix your problem

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@KyleTucker_ATH The minute Cal got a 7 footer he went back to his old ways

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@ShannonTheDude just don’t leave the game. What’s Matt gonna do? We know he won’t fight.

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@DrewFranklinKSR a 100 Grand is just a Nestle Crunch bar with caramel in the center. They are delicious and Halloween is the peak time because they’re super fresh

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@ShannonTheDude Gwen Stefani talked about chamomile in Hey Baby and that song was huge

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@KySportsRadio Crisp, light-bodied blondes have gotten UofL in a lot of trouble over the years