Jalak Lenteng

Talk to me when im bored, kiss me when im sad, hug me when I cry, care me when im sick, cry for me when I die, and lastly love me when im still alive

[Jalak Lenteng @MaxxXander]

Appreciate those who love you. Help those who need you. Forgive those who hurt you. Forget those who leave you.

[Daniel Austin @_Dan_Austin]

Over the years, FIFA has suspended the likes of Nigeria, Kuwait, Indonesia, Pakistan, Congo, Sierra Leone, and Guatemala over government interference in football.

But the US president ringing up to get an on-field decision overturned?

Absolutely fine. Nothing to see here.

[The Touchmine | 𝐓 @TouchmineX]

🚨𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Some members of FIFA's Executive Committee are calling for the resignation of President Gianni Infantino and are preparing a lawsuit against him.

This comes after revelations that FIFA allegedly bent the rules to favor a player and a country.

@AlertaNews24

[Kara @UTDKarra]

Repost if you think Gianni Infantino is the worst FIFA president ever.

[MadaniNomics 🇲🇾 @MadaniNomics]

Pempengaruh @abangkoroy diugut oleh lelaki digelar 'Rahim Bai' ketika sedang 'live' meninjau penempatan warga asing di Kg Sri Langkas, Puchong bawah pentadbiran MBSJ.

Bukti video kini sedang dikumpul untuk diserahkan kepada pihak polis bagi tindakan lanjut.

[Fendi #RobohKuilHaram @BendiTheBagak]

Tony Pua once suggested to replace MRT feeder buses with Grab.

I’ve told people multiple times, that the DAP party was never a progressive party. It’s a Cina kampung party because they know nothing about modern urban planning.

Fuck DAP, LGE, Anthony Loke and Tony Pua.

[Qeez #RobohKuilHaram @qeezfikir]

Zaman sekarang istilah “qawwam” tu mostly describing suami provider diorang yang kaya dan loving, boleh beli apa sahaja yang dia nak dan biar isteri buat apa saja (dayus). Padahal qawwam termasuk tegur salah isteri. Kalau firaun hidup lagi, diorang akan label firaun tu qawwam 😂

[𝕭𝖆𝖓𝖎  | @rabbaniahmad_]

tolong lah, sampai bila kes macam ni asyek nak terjadi kat negara kita ni?

[Injang @Injang_Nation]

“30 tahun 40 tahun bela babi, ada orang mati ke duduk sebelah babi, atau kena penyakit?”

-Virus Nipah
-H1N1
-J.E

Seriyus lahhh

[𝘬𝘰𝙗𝙞𝙡 @bukalakap]

“Hyrox itu kegiatan kuli yg dibikin fancy dan mewah oleh orang kaya”

Pas diliat, lah bener juga 😭

[kamaghul deghaman @kamaghul]

Kisah lawak curi cable harini. Padan muka siapa suruh buat kerja haram 😂

📍Alor Setar, Kedah

[Fendi #RobohKuilHaram @BendiTheBagak]

People kutuk malay rempit, malay no angry. Only rempit angry

People kutuk a drunkard indian bastard who harms other people, all indian angry

Every fucking time. So ask yourself, are you the typical indian pariah or the normal indian?

Who eat spicy chicken tikka will feel spicy

[Thevesh @Thevesh]

After almost 4 years of hard work, I'm very happy to share something which I hope will be a game-changer for election data in Malaysia:

https://t.co/hW0OIDm594

To cut a (very) long story short, the site gives you access to Malaysia's COMPLETE electoral history. Every election, every candidate, every party, every seat - all there at your fingertips.

There are 5 types of datasets available:
• Parlimen/DUN-level results (the 'official' results, covering every single election since 1955)
• Parlimen/DUN-level maps (covering every single boundary-drawing exercise since 1954)
• Anonymised individual-level voter rolls for GE-13, GE-14, and GE-15, as well as Johor 2022 and N9 2023 (more to come soon)
• Saluran (!!!!) level results for GE-13, GE-14, and GE-15, as well as Johor 2022 and N9 2023 (also more to come soon)
• DM-level maps for the latest set (versions going back to 2003 will follow eventually)

Enjoy!

Data-cleaning and curation is bitter work, but once it's done once, everyone can reap the benefits.

[KucingKerongKuantan @KlutzyKucing]

Hollywood dia yg 7 pemain bola asing jadi warganegara tu dia tak cerita?

Sibuk cerita Hollywood orang jer

[🇵🇸 Jibril Isa @zulhafixiiced]

This coming from the same guy who used federal money to fund his personal football club? Make it make sense.

[︎ @HfznI]

Aku ni bayar tax untuk orang Malaysia boleh pergu hospital without being charge like crazy kat swasta. Yang Rohingnya pergi government hospital lepastu lari without bayar sape nak tanggung cost tu? Stop dick riding PATI

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

How can anyone still support this Israeli govt when psychopathic monsters like Ben Gvir are ministers in it, advocating genocide in Lebanon? Disgusting.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

HE STARTED THE WAR, you stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid motherfucker.

[Lofi Ramli @smokefassad]

ada kenal sorang budak kena langgar dgn rohingya. takda lesen takda roadtax lah ofkos and kena repair sendiri rm3k+, so if u think rohingya issue is small issue, i pray a rohingya langgar kereta u. and claimed it on you bcs only u has insurance and dia takda so u cant claim lol

[🔺meingl🔻 @meinmokhtar]

Kalau orang luar tu singapore, surug dia ambik dulu rohingya separuh.

[Sin @MvhdYa55in]

@NewsBFM @DBKL2u buto la pegi leak orang punya detail dekat orang lain. Orang complain sbb nak kau ambik tindakan tapi kau leak detail orang. Apa kau rasa bila orang leak detail kau dekat entah siapa siapa? Tak function betul