Maxy (retired account)

Retired account,
Now on

[Maxy (retired account) @MaxyTheWah]

Especially since more and more of my friends are migrating there, twitter is starting to become barren for me so I might as well go with the flow.

[Maxy (retired account) @MaxyTheWah]

I was originally not planning on leaving twitter, but I kind of keep sticking to BlueSky.
It's more fun there.
But yeah, I'm retiring this twitter account and moving to BlueSky full-time.
https://t.co/roeJocyFzV

[Maxy (retired account) @MaxyTheWah]

@kindaLittleDL Don't look further than you need to.
The joke is literally "you're burning your nose-hair" .w.

[Maxy (retired account) @MaxyTheWah]

Did you know that fire smells like burnt nose-hair?

[Maxy (retired account) @MaxyTheWah]

@BEdiaperboy98 Yes. For the longest time actually. It's been two years since I switched species to wah

[Maxy (retired account) @MaxyTheWah]

Gee. I'm nearing 2 years of being a red-panda after 10 years of being a fox. Time flies. It only feels like a few months ago since I swapped species. xwx

[Maxy (retired account) @MaxyTheWah]

I haven't been doing really anything tonight but vibing on the thought I resigned from my job today. owo

Drinking beer, listening to music... uwu

[Maxy (retired account) @MaxyTheWah]

Today I've finally resigned from my job at LIDL .w. Two more weeks of this BS and then I can walk a free man.

[Maxy (retired account) @MaxyTheWah]

I cum Blood - Cannibal Corpse

[Maxy (retired account) @MaxyTheWah]

I'm sorry to cut this conversation for a few seconds, but I gotta pee real quick.

*pees his pants right in front of you*

Okay, you were saying? owo

[Maxy (retired account) @MaxyTheWah]

-grown-up looks at his watch-
"1 pm. Time to find maxy and change his undies cause he always poops his pants at this hour"

[Maxy (retired account) @MaxyTheWah]

Yeah I do do "hawk tuah"

To spit out toothpaste after brushing my teef cause I'm a good boy ùwú

[Maxy (retired account) @MaxyTheWah]

"Max? Why did you pee your pants?"

"I did what now? o:"
-obliviously keeps flying his toy plane around-

[Maxy (retired account) @MaxyTheWah]

Since a lot of people are on bsky as well, I made an account there.
Not leaving twitter, but just giving bsky a try as well. o:
https://t.co/roeJocy7Kn

[Maxy (retired account) @MaxyTheWah]

@BobBkitty Yah. :3

Even with awkward questions.

"Yeah that good and well Maxy. But why did you poop your pants?"

"Uhhh... Didya know the Airbus a380 has two decks? :3 "

[Maxy (retired account) @MaxyTheWah]

Taking a 10 sec break right in the middle of the store, right in thr middle of what you were talking about right in front of the grownups and strangerd, just to poop your pants and then continue rambling about how cool airplanes are

[Maxy (retired account) @MaxyTheWah]

so maybe soon I might own and wear a pair without anyone suspecting a cubby side owo

[Maxy (retired account) @MaxyTheWah]

I am excite.
For years I've dreamt about owning a pair of overalls. Y'know. For my cubby side. But they're getting into regular fashion as well lately.
And my mum today said. "Y'know. I think they'd fit you well and your style"

>>>>>

[Maxy (retired account) @MaxyTheWah]

@BobBkitty that is hecking cute

[Maxy (retired account) @MaxyTheWah]

@sdkafterdark Clarkson you very funny man. I want my wife back.

[Maxy (retired account) @MaxyTheWah]

CLARKSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON