Matt Paige

It's Matt Paige in pig latin.

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@nanglish @jaketapper Harangue gang!

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@BDayBoysMitch Wow

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@BDayBoysMitch @Shampoodler Is that supposed to be a lettuce rap?

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@KennethWReid Clearly that's @BDayBoysMitch

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@DerekSheen TFW the toy in your happy meal is a duplicate.

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@911zman What was the movie?

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@RexChapman @notahickey

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@johnnypemberton Sometimes more is less.

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@nanglish Bangs gang?

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@nanglish Here in Lancaster we call it dog dirt.

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@UncleNatie What are you, a Bean counter?

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@nanglish Chitty-chitty nang-gang

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@hdtgmeatshttp://www.gwarbar.com/ some tempting vegan and non vegan bar food in Richmond, VA.

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@nanglish I'm megan. I eats what me wants.

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@uriaharbogast Convenience. Ugly people have Amazon Prime too.

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@MyFavMurder @GHardstark @KarenKilgariff this dude just got DNAme checked, à la Garden State Killer. https://t.co/9AyOeof480 #myfavoritemurder #goldenstatkiler #wgal #lancaster #dnamechecked #coldcase

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@pibbsoda I wonder why Mr. Pibb never got his PHD. #pibb#itgoesdowngood

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"Comey it's over," says the man with the combover. @realDonaldTrump #COMEY #comeyfired #watergate

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Forget about his taxes. @realDonaldTrump release your golf scores. #hack #TrumpsAmerica #MaraLago

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Watching All the President's Men and wonder who'll play Trump in the sequel. @realtrump@AlecBaldwin #Trump #cnn #socialmedia #donaldtrump