Val

Officer of the Sleep Department, you're under a rest
Advocate for the Hot Spring Development Department
Kasumi's top guy

[Val @MayB_Pants]

In 2026, I'm going to finish a ttrpg book

[Val @MayB_Pants]

I don't remember the last time a doorknob shocked me

[Val @MayB_Pants]

People who call beanie weenies "beans and franks" need to stop pretending to be mature

[Val @MayB_Pants]

@AbeTheShinzo Johnny's coming home

[Val @MayB_Pants]

@TheTemplarOn3 What's wrong with gambling

[Val @MayB_Pants]

Insane band name

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

The Rape Gang Inquiry Report.

https://t.co/EuKgGWBRhS

[Val @MayB_Pants]

@bee_fumo When I'm hallucinating from hypoxia, but I'm gonna be fine

[Val @MayB_Pants]

Guess where the ammo goes

[Val @MayB_Pants]

The best thing about magic guns is that the magazine doesn't need to be in a reasonable area

[Val @MayB_Pants]

The best thing about magic guns is that the magazine doesn't need to be in a reasonable area

[Val @MayB_Pants]

@JaiceYgo86184 Because that's a wheelchair

[Val @MayB_Pants]

@Ihyvd014 @UnshadowedBones I think I got two words swapped

[Val @MayB_Pants]

@ConeOfArc Time to get a wig

[Val @MayB_Pants]

Some situations feel like when Kyle Crane sees his first spitter
https://t.co/6eknX1CC1a

[Val @MayB_Pants]

@trasselvardias

[Val @MayB_Pants]

Yes, fullscreen is utterly terrifying.

[Val @MayB_Pants]

@Dragonf09912514 Celsius, Fahrenheit, or Kelvin?

[Val @MayB_Pants]

@CPTTANKERJOEv2 @shyvixi Treads?! FOR FREE?!

[Val @MayB_Pants]

@NoContextHumans "The dose makes the poison."
I eat a cheap microwavable burger for lunch most days and I've been losing weight.
It's not the burger, in most cases it's not even the ingredients, it's that people tend to overeat restaurant food.

[Val @MayB_Pants]

Europeans don't understand that American Cheese (aka processed cheese) not only isn't the only cheese in America, but also that it is real cheese.
They use the same logic as people afraid of pasteurization, but only when it's convenient for them.
Just eat the compressed cheddar.

[Val @MayB_Pants]

@X_Seraph_ No doors on the milk fridge? What kind of business is this?