May

warning: if you follow me you are in for a ride. there is no theme.

[May @MayDays08]

Shit I thought the debate was between Trump and Biden. But it’s actually between Trump and Chris Wallace 😂😂😂 #Debatenight

[May @MayDays08]

@shutupptamii @AP @babyface WHO are these girls!? They need some more training 🤦‍♀️

[Duolingo @duolingo]

oh so NOW you’re learning mandarin

[em @secpetestie]

NEVER BEEN BETTER CARRIE ANNE #DWTS #DWTSFinale

[HaHaHaleigh @haleigh0125]

I hope they break the mirror ball into pieces and share it like mean girls #DWTS

[May @MayDays08]

evey gd week ive been voting for both Stephen & Ilona and for SOME reason i thought the finale was gonna be easier???? #DWTS

[May @MayDays08]

@NJTRANSIT_NEC is the 5:40 departure form NY Penn actually making local stops from N Elizabeth on? If so what is the expected ETA to Trenton?

[Koblah @gsmoothee]

Count your mf days. I️ swear I’ll slap the shit out of someone if they were in front of me rn @NJTRANSIT

[kayla @DrKaylaGarrett]

if morgan wallen was a woman, the media would be calling for a conservatorship but since he’s a dude it’s just “what you’ve never drank too much???” i’ve never thrown chairs off the top of a 4 story building babe, most people haven’t.

[Reginald Spears @ReginaldSpears]

I've never thrown a chair off the top of a bar, but I have considered throwing a chair at a guy inside a bar who played Morgan Wallen on the jukebox.

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

nobody:

me when taylor swift announces reputation (taylor's version):

[May @MayDays08]

I said “oh she’s in green…OH SHE’S IN GREEN. She’s in GREEEEN”

Taylor Swift

[swiftie wins @swifferwins]

i’m just really happy for taylor, she’s gotta be a different kind of happy to be this public changing lyrics for funsies and running to her man after the show like that. having been a fan since day one and seeing all the things… this is just. so good to see 😭

[emily may @emilykmay]

are women ever going to admit that thongs are the most sensory nightmare piece of clothing that has ever existed or are they still going to look at me in my eyeballs and say “i actually find them more comfortable.”

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[May @MayDays08]

@DollarShaveClub pls bring back the old razors the news ones feel like dollar store plastic and the shave is absolutely awful

[May @MayDays08]

I’m on S7 if #PUMPRULES and I know Jax does dumb things something but he can be freaking hilarious 😂

[KJ Heshal 🍁 @KJHeshal]

This is what midtown Manhattan looks like right now.

Stay safe you all. Do not go outside, if you can avoid it. 🙏🏼

#smoke #AirQualityAlert #NYC #CanadianWildfires

[Mike Adam @MikeAdamOnAir]

I know this is a slow build, restarting my Twitter and all, but almost about to crack 1K! Just wanted to tell you how thankful I am. Also, a lot of ppl don’t know I’m back on here still, so if you could help me spread the word, that would be awesome. ♥️

[May @MayDays08]

Not👏everything👏is👏trauma
Y’all this is why we can’t have nice things. It’s literally fine. If Charlie puth spilled milk he would take the sound that the glass made falling over into a damn song. Ppl are allowed to find the silver linings in things #imtiredofyall